A long list of absurd excuses Tories make to excuse Bogus Johnson's contempt for the public.

*Nixon aide: [the corrupter's] pardon promise for Capitol rioters is "stuff of dictators".*

*Freedom of speech was too hard won to be cavalier now about censorship.*

(satire) *Elite Selective Hospital Only Accepts 9% Of ICU Applicants.* Be sure to apply to several hospitals, including a nonprestigious "safety" hospital.

(satire) Paradises are competing for elite souls, too: *Jesus Christ Starts Rival Eternal Paradise After Family Rift.*

Can you choose Valhalla, or Tlalocan, if that's where your spirit leads you?

Concrete truck drivers in Seattle have been on strike for months. The contract they rejected would have meant a decrease in wages once they are adjusted for inflation.