The new prosecutor for Ferguson sought to prosecute the thug that killed Michael Brown, but he found it was impossible. They did not have the basis to convict him for the killing.

The Tories offered to pay low-wage workers to self-isolate, but their plan won't do the job because the pay offered is less than they earn if they go to work while sick.

People who get better pay, and have savings, could appreciate a program to pay only part of what they are temporarily not earning. But the low-wage workers live from paycheck to inadequate paycheck.

The wrecker's henchmen forced the CDC to sabotage its testing guidelines. They made the decision when Dr Fauci was getting operated on, to keep him in the dark.

One of the tentative ideas for keeping migrants away from the Mexican border was to fire a microwave heat ray at them. Kirstjen Nielsen vetoed it because she wasn't that cruel.

(satire) *[DNC] Chair Tom Perez asked a conference room full of truck drivers, home healthcare workers, and retail associates, offering them candy when they provided desired responses to 2020 candidates and shocking them with a small electric baton when they did not. "Me Tom. Me say, 'Joe Biden good, Donald Trump bad.' Say it with Tom, now: 'Biden good, Trump bad.'"*