*US imposes first-ever limits on levels of [four specific] toxic PFA substances in drinking water.*

No level of these substances is absolutely safe, but a smaller concentration causes a smaller danger. Even though no nonzero level leads to zero danger, a small enough level makes for a danger that is insignificant, practically speaking, compared with the other dangers of life. The effort to reduce PFA substance levels beyond that is not efficient reduction of the danger.

(satire) *God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity.*

(satire) *CDC Recommends 6 Hours Of Clicking Per Day For Healthy Fingers.*

*Colombian Amazon deforestation surges as armed groups tighten grip.* The groups started as rebels fighting a repressive government, but now they use the forest as a hostage. Meanwhile, the erstwhile provincial rebel group made peace and disarmed, so it is no longer there to keep the others down.

*Ireland and Spain reiterate plan to form alliance to recognize state of Palestine.*