The Department of Hatred and Sadism is having trouble keeping violent extremists out of its employ.

(satire) *Consumer [Financial] Protection Bureau Fines Curio Shop That Disappeared Hours After Unloading Haunted Talisman.*

(satire) *Starbucks Fights Unionization Effort By Hiring Pinkertons To Order Exhausting, Hyper-Specific Drinks.*

Pence said that Republicans will cancel any agreement with Iran and push once again to the brink of war.

There is no rational reason why the US should insist on keeping Iran as an enemy. In its conduct, it is nowhere near as bad as Salafi Arabia. Meanwhile, the US has far too many enemies already.

Democrats dropped Covid response from a bill to keep the government operating. This includes testing, vaccination, treatment, and more.