(satire) *World Rejoices As Batch Of New Billionaires Descends From Sky.*

DeMentis says he will "destroy leftism". That would entail abolishing democracy and the possibility of organizing to defeat his power. In other words, Fascism.

*Adam McKay: 1.5C Is Terrifying But There Is Something We Haven’t Tried.*

*Pesticide Giants Withheld Brain Toxicity Studies From EU.*

(satire) *Police Claim They Thought 9-Year-Old Boy They Shot Was Actually 10-Year-Old Boy.*