A UK thug will face charges for tasing a black man after mistaking him for someone else based on a vague resemblance. (Perhaps both had dark skin?) The man had done nothing to justify even the slightest violence.

UK thugs towed away a bus that was parked providing shelter to homeless people, because an event with the royal family was scheduled for elsewhere in the neighborhood.

The US House and Senate are trying to pretend that thugs face violent persecution by passing a new law imposing increased penalties for violence intentionally targeted at thugs.

In practice, these bills would not change much. Symbolically, though, they take the side of the thugs against the people they kill.

The Onion: sociologists … confirmed the inevitable emergence of a generation more entitled and self-absorbed than any seen before.

The Onion: U.S. military officials released a statement defending their much-criticized decision to test the Kilauea volcano on Hawaiian civilians.