New pun:

Nowadays the main use of the spells known as cantrips is to make parachute cloth.

Children need chances to play freely in groups, but many adults have made a career of organizing childrens' play so that the children have no chance to learn to organize play together.

In-N-Out Burger will fire employees who wear masks to protect themselves.

The company pretended to be acting out of concern for its workers when it refused to check customers' vaccination status, but its true level of concern for them is apparent now.

*House Republicans Grease Dark Money Wheels in “Election Integrity” Bill.*

As with most Republican bills, and some "centrist" Democratic bills, the name is perfect and total hypocrisy.

(satire) *RNC Sets Cutoff For First Debate At [a minimum of] 20,000 Ethics Violations.*