Progressives in Congress demanded that Biden compel vaccine companies to share their secret methods with other countries for generic production.

(satire) *Biden Meets With Senate Democrats To Discuss Breaking Up Supreme Court Nominee And Confirming Her In Parts.*

The US is withholding part of an arms sale to Egypt on grounds that Egypt violates human rights.

Part of the sale is going through -- radar systems and transport aircraft -- but those, while useful in a war, won't actually shoot anyone.

This might be an effective way to tell al-Sisi that it is time to start respecting human rights, without being so nasty that he will run off bitterly angry.

(satire) *Police Flip Through Unsolved Crimes To See What Else They Can Pin On Mentally Disabled Man.*

Biden got a secret memo about the extent of his authority to cancel student debt, and he refuses to reveal what it says.

The suspicion is that it says he can cancel a lot of debt, but he has made some deal by which he will not do it.