*By the end of the century, summer weather could last half a year (and that's not a good thing).*

All sorts of pests would chow down, and winter would hardly slow them down.

The words of the founders make it clear that the purpose of the Second Amendment was to allow slave states to keep the militias that they used for suppressing slave revolts.

Now that we don't allow slavery, that purpose is irrelevant. If the Second Amendment were interpreted as limited to state-regulated militias, it would become basically harmless.

(satire) *HR Warns Employees Against Taking Unsanctioned 8-Hour Naps Every Night While Working From Home.*

(satire) *USPS Announces 10-Year Plan To Deliver Letter.*

It's an exaggeration, but the reality is bad enough.

A proposed Florida law would repress protests by jailing all participants in a protest if anyone commits a crime of violence.