(satire) *Los Angeles Carries Out Controlled Burn Of Old-Growth Celebrities To Make Way For New Stars.*

The wrecker privatized Medicare for some Americans. As usual, privatizing a government service does harm to the people it serves.

If a president could start this without Congress, another president can end it without Congress.

(satire) *ExxonMobil Throws In A Couple Extra Million While Paying Pollution Fine As Advance On Next Violation.*

*A proposed Kentucky bill would make it a crime to insult or taunt a police officer.*

How about making it a crime for those thugs to insult or taunt, or worse, other people,

*Humanity Has Degraded or Destroyed Two-Thirds of World's Rainforest.*