Gayle Newland has been convicted of "sexual assault"
because
the woman who willingly had sex with her had been led to think Newland
was male.
Is using a dildo instead of a real penis "assult"??? How absurd.
I can imagine a progression of absurd cases in the future:
2021: "I had not really consented to sex because he pretended to be
unmarried and that wasn't true. I found out the truth by looking him
up on the internet.
Put him in prison!"
2025: "I had not really consented to sex because she pretended to be
blond and that wasn't true. I found out the truth when I saw her
pubic hair roots.
Put her in prison!"
2017: "I grabbed her pussy, but it turns out she was a man.
How dare he mislead the President of the United States?
Put him in prison!"