The inspector general is investigating the deletion of possibly disloyal text messages posted by Secret Service agents.

*US Regulators Urged to Block Amazon's "Terrifying" Purchase of [the medical clinic company] One Medical.*

Large companies like Amazon should not be allowed to acquire any other companies.

Same-sex couples organize to stop right-wing fanatics from ruling same-sex marriage invalid in the US.

(satire) *Local Mom Wants Just One Nice Vacation Photo Where Family Isn't Running From Gunfire.*

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*Nearly Every House Republican Votes Against Codifying Right to Contraception.

"If they had the chance they would ban it," said Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.).*