(satire) *Picking up thousands of incapacitated Americans by their wrists and ankles and tossing them down to the sidewalks below, Covid-19 patients were reportedly flung out of hospital windows across the country Thursday as the public [Covid-19] emergency officially ended.*

US citizens: call on the EPA to regulate and reduce mercury pollution from (fossil fuel) power plants.

US citizens: call on the DA in Atlanta to drop charges against Cop City protesters.

US citizens: call on Congress to impeach Justice Thomas.

Thomas's corruption serves Republican interests, so I expect they won't vote to impeach him, or vote to remove him from office if he has been impeached. Nonetheless, it may help strengthen the will to do other things, such as expand the Supreme Court, after the next election.

US citizens: call on Congress to pass the Stock Buybacks Act which would prohibit corporations from buying back their own stock so as to raise the stock price. The Capitol Switchboard numbers are +1-202-224-3121, +1-888-818-6641 and +1-888-355-3588.

If you phone, please spread the word!