(satire) *Greg Abbott Sends Hundreds Of Migrants To [DeMentis's] House To Teach Him Lesson About Stealing Idea.*

("DeSantis" is is not a plural, and neither is "DeMentis", so the "s" after the apostrophe should not be elided.)

The Tories plan to adopt another excuse to tax business less: to declare some low-tax "investment zones" and encourage businesses to move operations there from the rest of the UK.

*Russian pop star Alla Pugacheva speaks out [patriotically] against war in Ukraine.*

Ukraine asks the UN to rule that governments can seize Russian overseas assets to use as reparations for Ukraine.

Congress published a report showing how the main US fossil fuel companies have been talking up their "investments" in renewable electricity while acting to perpetuate fossil fuels. They refused to attend the hearing afterwards.