The Olympic Committee keeps repeating that the Olympic games are safe, but hedges its bets by demanding participants absolve it of all liability for anything that happens to them.

Some of the Colombians accused of killing President Moise of Haiti say that they were hired to help protect him, but they arrived too late.

The United National Antiwar Coalition says that the US and Colombia can't be trusted to investigate who killed the constitution-trampling President Moise.

The article lists US interventions against democracy in Haiti.

(satire) *Gate Attendant Offers Richard Branson Hotel Voucher After Virgin Galactic Flight Fully Booked.*

(satire) *Company Struggling To Find Diverse Leadership Candidates Among CEO’s Golf Buddies.*

Tennessee Republicans fired Dr. Michelle Fiscus as head of vaccination and prevention at the state's health department, because she was doing her job. Specifically, she informed clinics that they can vaccinate teenagers of age 14 and over without parental consent.

The underlying motive is that they are bowing to the Republican death cult, which has made spreading Covid-19 one of its crazed tenets.

Satire: *Centers For Disease Control Lets Smallpox And Rinderpest Viruses Out For Daily Hour Of Exercise.*