(satire) *[Right-wing Americans] Explain Why They Do Not Trust The FBI.*

It is customary to describe right-wing Americans as "conservative," and there was some truth in that back when progressives/liberals had powerful campaigns for changes. Today's followers of the corrupter are in no way "conservative."

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The US government wants to make Americans pay individually for Covid-19 vaccines and drugs.

That will make poor people much more likely to die of Covid-19, like 2020 again.

CVS is trying to increase its power over US medical care by expanding into many other business aspects of medicine. Now it plans to buy some medical treatment company.

I don't think we should tolerate the size of CVS. We should make it split up so that there are additional competing pharmacy companies.

Amazon shouldn't be allowed to acquire any other company.

Danger: *Election deniers have claimed nearly two-thirds of GOP nominations for positions with authority over elections.*

Hackers have figured out how a farmer can take control of the computers in many John Deere tractors.

It is true that "malicious actors" could also use these jailbreaks to take control of the tractor. But don't exaggerate the significance of that danger! These tractors have been under the control of a malicious actor (named John Deere) ever since they left the factory.

Farmers, like motorists and other computer users, are entitled to full control over their computers.

John Deere has done various secondary bad things that add to the basic wrong. This includes bad development practices and GPL violations. In addition, its security against unknown third parties is ineffective.