(satire) the nation’s top pseudo-scientists announced Friday that they had harnessed a high-energy quartz crystal capable of reversing the effects of being a Gemini.

As permafrost melts in Siberia, it ruins the land for agriculture. That is a big problem for local people. At the same time, it contributes massively to global heating in a giant positive feedback loop.

One after another, the chemicals used to fight fires are being found carcinogenic.

Will we have any acceptable way to put out fires when water won't do it?

London thugs preemptively arrested suspected Extinction Rebellion protesters preparing for another nonviolent action.

Two pipeline protesters being prosecuted for symbolic damage to the Dakota Access pipeline face being imprisoned longer than they are likely to live.