(satire) *Tucker Carlson Late To Work After Being Murdered By Hordes Of Violent Minorities Again.*

* Environmentalists on Monday hailed the shutdown of Portugal's last coal-fired power plant—a move that came nearly nine years ahead of the government's 2030 target—while warning against converting the facility to run on unsustainable biofuel.*

Biofuel made from microbes or from otherwise-worthless agricultural waste would be a very efficient fuel, but government incentives (in the US and the EU) promote growing crops such as corn with fertilizer made from oil only to convert them into fuel -- a practice we could call "biowashing the oil."

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Right-wing extremists are pressuring the city councils of small cities to ban abortion.

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