Wildfires in Turkey failed to damage a coal-burning power plant enough to prevent it from making worse wildfires in the future.

Counties and cities in Colorado are suing oil companies for the expected costs of coping with global heating for just the next few decades.

(satire) *Researchers Discover Galaxy-Sized Goldfish Astronauts Discarded From Space Shuttle In 1988.*

*Lawsuit Initiated Against Trump for 'Illegal' Deportations Resumes Against Biden.*

(satire) *Congress Advises Newly Evicted Americans To Just Relocate To Second Home.*