(satire) *FBI Sent Itemized Bill For 12-Hour Stay At Mar-A-Lago.*

If an Onion page appears blank, try disabling JavaScript entirely or telling LibreJS to blacklist all scripts in the page, then right-click and select item "Reveal hidden HTML". Or use a browser such as lynx that doesn't implement JavaScript and CSS.

On punishing crimes of corporations by dissolving them.

The new 1% tax on stock buybacks will make those corporations pay a little more tax. That is a step forward.

It also sets a precedent: if we can tax them 1% today, we can tax them 25% next year. If we keep raising that, eventually the percentage will get big enough to discourage buybacks.

*The strategy that worked in Kansas [for defending abortion rights] — countering misinformation, building a broad coalition — offers lessons for [other states].*

Australia holds hundreds of people in prison without a conviction for any crime, and has no statistics about why, or how many.