At most 2C of global heating, around 120,000 years ago, caused at least 3 meters of sea-level rise.

US citizens: call on Congress to reject the BURN IT act, which would let Barr ban services from supporting effective encryption.

"BURN IT" is not the bill's official name, but describes it accurately.

A county in Kansas has a peculiar law that arrests people for unpaid medical debt, charges them $500 "bail", and never returns it. The money goes to the gougers, and to a lawyer who implement the scheme.

The conman has the Secret Service pay exorbitant rates for his bodyguards to stay in his hotel when off duty.

This sort of corrupt self-dealing is the conman's basic MO.

(satirical title) After [the bully] Shoots Susan Collins In the Middle of 5th Avenue, She Says She's "Troubled" But Still Supports Him.

This is not the Onion. The title is extrapolation, but the article is serious criticism of Senator Collins.