(satire) *Americans Explain Why They Oppose Abolishing The Police.*

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Everyone: call on social media companies to stop the spread of abortion lies.

US citizens: call on Merrick Garland to prosecute the corrupter and his criminal network of coup conspirators.

US citizens: call on Congress to allocate for public transit the full $8.3 billion that was already made available for that.

US citizens: call on your congresscritter to support protecting more of the vulnerable US species

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