(satire) *[Thugs] Claim Unarmed Black Man They Shot Was Attacking Them With Psychic Hallucinations.*

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The UK used torture and murder systematically in the 1950s to fight the Mau Mau movement in Kenya. Then it blocked and suppressed an investigation into this.

*"You often hear people say in Britain that it was acceptable by the standards of the time. And I think documents like this really illustrate that, no, people at the time knew this was wrong as well."*

Thugs at an Arizona school, which they had "locked down", attacked parents who were trying to get their children.

Some Taliban officials sneakily send their daughters outside of Afghanistan to get an education.

A senior Hungarian judge condemns the government's interference with courts.