(satire) ‘The Onion’ Launches New Cover-Up Desk To Suppress Today’s Most Damning Stories.

Global heating is causing heatwaves in Britain that put train lines at risk. Trains have to run slowly to avoid damage or derailment.

DNA data bases in the US can be searched by court order. With a government hot on persecuting immigrants and whistleblowers, we must consider it dangerous to let anyone sequence our DNA.

"We need to teach girls that sex is something to be enjoyed — not feared."

That means dropping the idea that there is something admirable or desirable about "virginity". It is simply a lack of experience.

I recall seeing the slogan, "Virginity can be cured."

Fiona Hill, Russia expert formerly in the National Security Council, reports getting a wave of death threats trying to deter her from testifying in the impeachment hearings.

Other officials that got in the way of the conman's corruption have also been targeted. They were accused of conspiring with George Soros, which makes no sense in reality, but fits with the antisemitism of right-wing extremists that support the bully.