(satire) *Coronavirus Variant Excited To Compete With World's Top Mutations In Tokyo This Summer.*

*Nearly three-quarters of patients with moderate-to-severe Covid-19 had at least one long-term symptom.*

A friend of mine had Covid-19 a few months ago; he needs to sleep two hours more every night.

Israeli thugs are arresting Arab protesters by the hundreds.

Forced arbitration harms small businesses as well as individuals.

When companies are able to impose arbitration requirements, it is generally because they are large and don't have many competitors. Large companies often try to change laws in ways that benefit them at the expense of everyone else. Prohibiting businesses from imposing arbitration requirements on customers, workers or suppliers would reduce that harmful advantage.

(satire) *‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.*