*Climate denial ads on Facebook seen by millions, report finds.*

(satire) *…a division of confused U.S. Army Corps of Engineers members were reportedly trying Wednesday to figure out what the big blue cable connected to the country does.*

*Thousands of people given emergency shelter [in the UK] at start of pandemic are now being evicted.*

Ironically, this is happening just as Covid-19 is spreading again and it is cold outside — like the situation that motivated giving them housing earlier this year.

(satire) *White House Staff Heartbroken By Sight Of Weak Trump Struggling To Yell Racial Slurs At TV.*

The inspector general of the Department of Justice reports that Attorney General Sessions and his deputy were directly behind the decisions to prosecute every unauthorized immigrant and separate families. They pressured subordinate officials to do this.