(satire) *Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People.*

(satire) *U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels.*

For fun, let's name hurricanes after oil companies.

For justice, let's make them pay for the damages.

*German Groups Sue Major Carmakers for Fueling the Climate Emergency.*

US citizens: call on Congress and Biden to demilitarize the police.