The Onion: Sarah Huckabee Sanders reminded journalists Friday that children under the age of 14 are unable to experience pain.

Measured methane leaks exceed the EPA's estimate of methane leaks by about 60%.

Since methane contributes heavily to global heating for the next few decades, this has a big effect.

Better EPA regulations could make fossil fuel companies greatly reduce leaks, but if they spent the money to do that they might not make a profit. So they tell the EPA not to bother them.

Tories propose to put whole families on the street if one person in the family is a gang member.

This would be self-defeating, since the whole family would be forced to turn to some sort of crime, but it's worse than that: it is fundamentally unjust to use people as hostages for their relatives.

The US has already done things like this.

Ralph Nader: The Unsurpassed Power Trip by an Insuperable Control Freak.

The torturer told US military bases to get ready to hold 20,000 minors as prisoners.

This would make it especially difficult for protesters to show those prisoners any sort of support. They would have to protest at the edge of the base, far away from anyone.

Another step in making protest useless and thus squishing democracy.