(satire) *California Employees Hesitant About Returning To Office Currently On Fire.*

Frito-Lay is working its staff harder and cutting wages, so now they are on strike, with community support.

Feeding raw food to dogs may be spreading antibiotic-resistant bacteria.

I would not hesitate to prohibit this, for public safety. Of course, there are other foolish practices that promote antibiotic resistance, such as feeding antibiotics to farm animals even when they are not sick. We should put a stop to that.

Doubts about whether those accused of killing President Moise really did that.

Two rival prime ministers are disputing power in Haiti. I would tend to suspect that both of them are gangsters.