(satire) *SpaceX Under Fire After Autonomous Rocket Hits Pedestrian.*

(satire) *Texas School Censors All Of ‘Huck Finn’ Except The N-Words.*

*This move will allow educators to focus on the key elements of an American classic without fear of trafficking in the novel’s harmful themes of compassion and racial equality.*

(satire) *Andrew Yang Developing New Fourth Party After Failing To Gain Support With Third Party.*

AI is advancing rapidly, and the dangers that researchers and science fiction writers have imagined may hit us soon.

New Zealand is pressuring the people of the Tokelau Islands to vote for independence from New Zealand, but they keep voting to remain a colony.

The highest elevation in Tokelau is 5 meters above sea level. Maybe the people figure they will be forced to move to New Zealand later this century.