The Corporate Weaponization of Government: it starts from the idea that corporations have the rights of people.

US citizens: call on the EPA to regulate neonic-coated seeds as pesticides.

(satire) *Baby Paranoid After Discovering Parents Bugged His Crib.*

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*Ohio residents demand answers two weeks after toxic chemical train derailment.*

Senator Sanders asked if it is "morally acceptable that tens of thousands of people die each year in this country because they cannot afford the medicine their doctors prescribe, while at the same time, the drug companies make billions of dollars in profits."