Everyone: call on New York Mayor de Blasio to fire all the thugs involved in killing Ramarley Graham.

Everyone: Thank state attorneys general for investigating Exxon's global heating fraud.

New pun: "Didgeridoo".

Assad's forces report finding a mass grave in Palmyra containing 42 corpses, over half of them civilians and including three children.

One can't entirely trust Assad's forces, but this is a plausible claim. Gratuitous cruelty and violence are part of PISSI's ideology and recruiting method.

New pun: "Sculpture of David Cameron".