Waste heat from a power plant that powers a bitcoin mine is damaging Seneca Lake in New York State.

Progressives in Congress called on the Pentagon to investigate apparent undercounting of the civilian casualties of US military combat.

(satire) *21 Million Floridians Evacuated After State Deemed Structurally Unsound.*

(satire) *Study: "Truly Being Seen" Still Ranks Among Worst Possible Experiences In Human Existence.*

(satire) *Struggling Tech Company Almost Desperate Enough To Start Making Actual Product.*