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Tenga Cups

samedi 4 août 2012 à 19:55

A quick word about Tenga:

It’s one of the fastest growing company in the sex toy industry. About 13 000 units are sold in Japan every day. Of the 20% of products sales worldwide, top countries are the USA, Spain and China. And: they got the “super-employee”, who broke twice the masturbation world record with their products (9 hours 58 minutes).

One thing should be especially noticed: Tenga products have no “special packaging” with anime characters or such, nor are the products conceived as intercourse-simulation.

Now that you met Tenga, let’s move on to the Cups review.

Some of these products come in 3 editions: soft (white), normal (red) and hard (black). Here we consider the normal editions.

It’s particularity is the “suction hole”: put your finger on it while inserted to create a nice vacuum. The internal structure consists of ripples, tightening-pass, nubs..

Western friends: pay extra attention to what version you’re buying ! Always look for the “U.S. Tenga”, because the “Japan-standard” edition is about 2/3 girth (which is too small for the western average).

It’s conceived for one-time use, but with a condom you can increase this to 3 times (don’t try more, since it will then lack of lube.. and be rather unhygienic). The lotion reservoir doesn’t require you to pre-lube your thing before insertion, just go ahead and enjoy. A good point is that the lube is in the right quantity and doesn’t spill all over.

It already feels quite good but you will play a lot with the suction hole to increase this even further. You can apply different movements but the main usage is the stroking.

This one enables you to “squeeze” the walls to variate stimulation. The internal structure doesn’t differ much from the Deepthroat’s except it has a “ribs-passage” instead of the tightening zone. Overall good but unimpressive.

Well you guess what it is from the title: you stick your thing in it and you play with the top to “roll” around your tip. It’s a quite mild sensation so you want to play with it when you’re not in a hurry (like while watching 2 hours long porn).

Nasty toy ahead, threesome people ! “Sweet side, bitter side”.. Front door, back door. The holes are separate. Not tasted yet.

Yes, there are like “air cushions” in it. They provide a very nice tight sensation, better that one obtained with elastic material. The internal structure is quite simple yet effective (you see easily on the section view of NLS that it depicts a (simple) vagina, the cushions recreating it’s muscles). Oh don’t worry about the depth: western people also got it to the root. One thing: don’t stroke too hard. I got the cushions to explode once ^^

Compared to a multiple-use hole the Tenga Cups are a bit expensive, there are one-time disposable cups at lower prices.. and lower quality, I assume. Tornado, Ma-sai, DNA, …  the market keeps growing. What is the environmental impact of all this ? Dunno. Keep in mind that Tenga also does reusable toys, expensive yet very well made. These will be reviewed in a next post.

Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump

dimanche 22 juillet 2012 à 15:27

Oops, looks like it’s time to review this item !

.. a pump !

Such sick perverts at ToysHeart.. and such sick perverts those who buy this :roll:

So, this isn’t an onahole.. it’s a penis pump. A bit special fellatio-pump.

So, now that you saw how it works, let’s talk about it.

You’re supposed to lube the thing, insert your thing in the thing, and then press the thing. By releasing the thing the thing will create a vacuum that will suck your thing. And your thing should feel good, eventually up to orgasm.

Product review: Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump

One can like or dislike the product packaging, and oppai-lovers will be happy to know ToysHeart also did similar stuff with “glans licking girl” and “paizuri girl” (tit job). Sickos.

About the actual product there’s quite much to say. Plugging the tube to the two things is a fucking challenge, I barely got it after cutting a little part so that the ends are a little more “arrow-form” so it actually fits in the hole :evil: On usage it’s… inefficient. Pressing the pump will quickly make you tired since it’s not very flexible (until you’ve got the fists of a weight lifter). The “pressure chamber” is definitively asian-shaped, western people will have the contact on less sensitive zones in the middle of their thing and suction power is quite lost (normally the membrane should wrap around 2/3 of a 10cm/4″ penis). And: the membrane tears quickly, since the chamber’s plastic walls are rough-edged. So the alternative method is:

  1. lube well
  2. insert your thing (not fully, let a little space between tip and bottom)
  3. get the pump (unpressed) and connect it now to the tube
  4. stroke gently the chamber (don’t touch at the pump)
  5. [ note: this can also work by putting the finger on the chamber's hole, no need for tube + pump]

This method will provide a hell of a strong vacuum, but the (big) counterpart is that the unstructured membrane will offer very low stroking-pleasure: maybe once, but you won’t orgasm twice :cry: But note that if you want a slightly less powerful vacuum while having a by-far better stroking experience, just head over a “deepthroat” Tenga (US edition, please). Seriously ;)

So: not worth the money, western friends.

The “Haru Nyan mini!” series

lundi 9 juillet 2012 à 23:52

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuûtsu. One of the most popular anime series had to be parodied. Along with the immense quantity of doujinshis with -of course- hentai stories, …  onaholes.

Haruhi, Yuki, Mikuru

“Haru Nyan Mini”, it’s called. Nobody can explain why “Nyan”, no cats here, not even nekomimi (cat ears).

..but “mini”, with chibi characters

Old times, I bought all three of ‘em.

(no 3-in-1 pack)

Mini, ’cause they are 9 cm long (3.5″).

Product review: Haruhi

bumps!

From the 3 it’s the best, I say. It’s simple, straight canal with little bumps, but that’s fairly enough for a nice feeling. The stroking is quite easy, it glides well.

Product review: Yuki

A strange twisted internal structure that stops a bit early, the glans aren’t stimulated long. This one actually has the best suction capacity (while totally fulled with penis, put finger on ending hole and stroke slowly).

Product Review: Mikuru

Well.. how did I manage to actually orgasm from it ? It lacks very much of pretty everything and the spiral-like rib system just don’t feel anything because it’s just too tiny.

General comments

All three of them are tiny, very tiny and short, resulting in a quite shallow insertion (even less for western people). They are more elastic than tight, making the strange sensation you’re actually fucking a big piece of chewing gum. The internal structures of both Yuki and Mikuru could have sense in onaholes twice as big, but this tiny it just stretches and you feel NOTHING. Haruhi doesn’t lack this since it’s just bumps, and they you can enjoy.

While the ending hole makes it a bit more convenient to clean, the big counterpart is that now it can’t suck. To “create” suction you have to clog the hole (with the finger..), and it’s still weak.

Your great luck is that they doesn’t seem to be sold anymore. Unless you wanted them for the packaging, which is undeniably a good point (at this state quite much could have been acting positive). Haruhi wins here again, playfully kawaii.

Also they get “oily” something like this, sweating. Is this material safe ?..

If you do like parody toys but also like better quality, head over the “Can’t be this tight” series.

Aketemite

samedi 7 juillet 2012 à 01:54

An onahole in a stealth can.

Same size as a standard soft drink can, just it opens with a sort of lid

Actually bought it on J-List, but item is available nowhere, I think. Pictures are to be found on Taiwanese websites mainly..

Very simple internal structure

Product review: Aketemite

The onahole fits nicely in the can, also above you can see that it’s actually small.. too small for the average non-asian penis. Straight cavity with ~1mm ribs, simple yet effective stroking stimulation.

Ona hole too small, but the worst part is the material: very quickly it begins to tear apart at the entrance ! :shock: No really, it doesn’t fit the average western organ, and it’s still too poorly made to be enjoyed more than a few times. And… is this phthalate free ? I saw it starting to “melt/sweat” at ~25°C :!: Didn’t last long before it went to the trash bin. :evil:

“Can’t Be This Tight” series

vendredi 6 juillet 2012 à 00:00

As many otaku know the anime “My younger sister can’t be this cute” (Ore no imouto ga konnani kawai wake ga nai) became quickly very popular,  so popular that a second season is to be aired. And as if every japanese artist knows about rule #34, many many series get parodied (doujinshi) in a hentai version (porn). And so A-one created ona-holes depicting three main characters: the little sister Kirino, the little sister’s best friend Ayase and the kouhai (junior schoolmate) Ruri (aka Kuroneko).

Note: the title written in english on the package is exactly the one on NLS: “My younger sister tightens my penis so much” for example. A quite poor translation since it loses the reference to the anime, and doesn’t make much sense anyway. So let’s keep the titles by J-List ;)

Items and vendors:

  1. My little sister can’t be this tight
  2. My little sister’s best friend can’t be this tight
  3. My junior can’t be this tight

(pay attention to the price !)

Kirino ? Ayase ? Ruri ?

Kirino (My little sister can’t be this tight)

One of my first onaholes, and -oh wow, I still enjoy it today !

Believe in the name: it’s very tight ! Don’t get me wrong: it’s not difficult to use, it’s very flexible… but the penis is strongly wrapped. I especially enjoyed the ribs in the first half, but the bumps at the end feel good too. Gently press the end before insertion, so you get a really nice suction while stroking :) Grip is good, just stroke: so tight you don’t need to press.

Section view, so nice ribs

What’s nice to the eye is the entrance: labias and clitoris. Technically the hole should be a bit lower to be more life-like, but who cares.. it’s central to keep the balance. The outer ending could have been less “flat”, too… unless you lay it vertically.

Just the right length (I barely reach the end), just the right girth, maybe a bit heavy. Sometimes the holes are great but with poor packaging, sometimes the holes are with great packaging but poorly made. This onahole belongs to neither of them: nice packaging, amazing feeling ! :D

Ayase (My little sister’s best friend can’t be this tight)

I got Ayase only recently (sept. ’12). Maybe the most tight from the 3. Can hardly describe. The bumps after the entrance, they’re quite amazing.

Because of the straight line it’s easy to stroke quickly, and in addition to the tightness it feels really good (with the force of a thousand suns). Better than Kirino ? Dunno. Can’t choose. Don’t wanna choose.

Ruri (My junior can’t be this tight)

Lighter and simpler than Kirino. First half is this time a web-like rib structure.

It’s a bit less tight than Kirino. While stroking you get sensibly less stimulus, because of the straight cavity and shallow web-like ribs. What’s surprising is rotating the toy while half penetration: definitively better than a Tenga egg !

Section view, penetrate the web!

Good thing to try too is pressing the last half (with the bumps) before penetrating, this whole bumpy cavity then gives some good suction effect when stroking. Because it’s bigger than Kirino’s, the suction is stronger ! Still, I expected a bit more from Ruri :|