One step closer to the “real thing”. Until recently, I was fucking ice cold plastic too. But these days are over: now I’m fucking nicely warm plastic without using hot water !

• NLS:

And since it’s USB, you don’t have to worry about outlets and voltage. (hey fellow Australians: I totally love how your outlets look like Makes me wanna watch Scream again)

If you’re fapping on your standard PC then there’s no worry, but if you’re fapping on your bed and need your laptop: make sure you have enough battery power. Hell you can find outlet-to-USB adapters or stuff for your car’s cigarette lighter. Or you can plug it to your hamster’s wheel *just kidding.

(Apple keyboard, booo ! Let it fry ’till there nothing more than smoke !)

So, what can I say…  you plug it in the USB port, it warms up after a few minutes, you pour some lube in the onahole, you stick the warmer inside, you let it heat the onahole for 2-5 minutes, and there you go.

/!\ NOTICE

Don’t let it warm too long ! The warming stick heats up to 42°C, which makes the onahole conveniently as warm as a girl’s vagina, but the onahole material (especially TPE, which is pretty common and best whatsoever) is pretty sensitive to thermal variations (that’s also why you shouldn’t use the hairdryer to dry the onahole after cleaning).

Your beloved blogmaster experienced this with “Miu” (to be reviewed soon), that’s what happens when the hentai is slow to reach the dirty sex scenes: the onahole heated up a good half an hour, and the entrance changed shape (became wider). Not to mention it was too hot for using. I see hobo had this kind of issue with his Seven too, so keep track of the heating time

Lovely Girl’s Drool is Sweet, the lube you shall use with your “shakuhachi” (fellatio) onaholes.

• NLS:

Rends does a pretty good job and the design is…

.. lovely

The shy loli provided you with a good amount of her drool, which can be used for onaholes because unlike your own drool it glides better and doesn’t dry within seconds.

Almost as fluid as water and almost non-sticky:  if you pour it directly on your erect penis, ..  it flows down immediately and stains whatever you sit/lie on. Towel mandatory. Yes real drool is more sticky, actually.

Pour some inside and let the fun begin !

Best for fellatio-onaholes but can also be used with other types of course. The lube becomes weaker after around 10 minutes, which is enough (I assume you have vagina-onaholes with sticky lubes you wanna use after this “fellatio-foreplay”). I give 5 of 5 faps.

Lovely Girl’s Drool is Sweet, the lube you shall use with your “shakuhachi” (fellatio) onaholes.

• NLS:

Rends does a pretty good job and the design is…

.. lovely

The shy loli provided you with a good amount of her drool, which can be used for onaholes because unlike your own drool it glides better and doesn’t dry within seconds.

Almost as fluid as water and almost non-sticky:  if you pour it directly on your erect penis, ..  it flows down immediately and stains whatever you sit/lie on. Towel mandatory. Yes real drool is more sticky, actually.

Pour some inside and let the fun begin !

Best for fellatio-onaholes but can also be used with other types of course. The lube becomes weaker after around 10 minutes, which is enough (I assume you have vagina-onaholes with sticky lubes you wanna use after this “fellatio-foreplay”). I give 5 of 5 faps.

You’ve got your favorite perverted dakimakura, you got some hentai for the mood, you also require: two towels (one big beach-towel style, one little “hand towel”), a good onahole (not too twisted, should be easy to insert) and correct lube. No you don’t directly fuck the dakimakura, you actually use it so that your onahole is high enough between your legs for missionary. The daki cover is therefor optional.

Step 1: fold the big towel, and place the daki “cute” side upwards

Step 2: bind the towel tightly enough

Step 3: turn the daki (ero side), and place the little towel between the big towel and the daki (give a good 5 cm space or your daki will get stained)

Step 4: place the onahole, lube well

Enjoy your fap !

(for girls: replace the onahole with your favorite Denma vibrator)

Laptops are good because you can rotate the screen the way it’s the most efficient: putting a screen on the bed wouldn’t face you, and looking at a big screen on the wall will feel painful to the neck.

Possible improvements include:

• oppai (breasts) on the right place on the daki
• a little perfume
• sweet music

This kind of setup is also possible for couples (girl/boy-friend instead of daki), a very efficient and pleasant “safe-sex” for both (but don’t tighten the towels too much around the stomach or your partner may throw up).

Have fun !

You’ve got your favorite perverted dakimakura, you got some hentai for the mood, you also require: two towels (one big beach-towel style, one little “hand towel”), a good onahole (not too twisted, should be easy to insert) and correct lube. No you don’t directly fuck the dakimakura, you actually use it so that your onahole is high enough between your legs for missionary. The daki cover is therefor optional.

Step 1: fold the big towel, and place the daki “cute” side upwards

Step 2: bind the towel tightly enough

Step 3: turn the daki (ero side), and place the little towel between the big towel and the daki (give a good 5 cm space or your daki will get stained)

Step 4: place the onahole, lube well

Enjoy your fap !

(for girls: replace the onahole with your favorite Denma vibrator)

Laptops are good because you can rotate the screen the way it’s the most efficient: putting a screen on the bed wouldn’t face you, and looking at a big screen on the wall will feel painful to the neck.

Possible improvements include:

• oppai (breasts) on the right place on the daki
• a little perfume
• sweet music

This kind of setup is also possible for couples (girl/boy-friend instead of daki), a very efficient and pleasant “safe-sex” for both (but don’t tighten the towels too much around the stomach or your partner may throw up).

Have fun !