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Ubu Ane

mercredi 20 novembre 2013 à 00:30

ubu ane

Last time I got a penetrated onahole, that was… Yeah. Haru-nyan mini. Today: Ubu Ane aka Ubu Sister.

Ok let’s take a look.

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Safe Skin material, one of the best of the market, blablabla you know the story. “Penetrated” because it has a little hole at the bottom, hole you can clog to create suction effect, or you can use for better washing. Or make your penis “look out” from the onahole, but I say there’s hardly any Japanese man to achieve this when me, average westerner, barely make it like on the picture (penis head out). Whatever.

How does it feel ? Well it does feel nice, with a proper lube the structures are well felt and if used correctly, the clogged hole gives a bit of suction. Not much but still an improvement. You wouldn’t expect miracles for that price and no miracles shall be granted to you: it’s not a must-have, and is actually not very successful. The shape looks a bit “oldstyle”, the inner side is an interesting combo, and the washing is.. well it doesn’t flow out like a fire-hose, almost drop-per-drop. The hole is so small the water looses lots of pressure, and you still have to put your finger inside to rub the lube and stuff away. About clogging the hole: it would have been nice to have an.. inset shape, if you see what I mean, to make sure the finger properly clogs the hole and no air goes through.

The sister on the box sure has big breasts. Does it mean it’s paizuri (titjob) with shakuhachi (blowjob) ? I think so. Whatever it’s just a mild picture. Time for ratings.

Ubu Ane
, by AkaiHebi
0.6 Feeling and pleasure
0.8 Materials and cleaning
0.6 Packaging and addons
0.75 Price
Overall score: 69 %
Big sister gives you a tit+blow-job
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My student

vendredi 15 novembre 2013 à 16:44

My student

So, you sickos like to fuck your teacher ? Why not the other way around: fuck your students while you are the teacher ? Be happy: ToysHeart thought of you.

Special order with NLS ^.^ Well let’s pilfer pics from Amazon and official website.

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I approve ToysHeart’s chibi girls. Ok you know the sound: ribs, bumps and vacuum. Should be ok, right ?

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(this means it’s  tight with low stimulation)

Indeed, it’s tight with low stimulation. I was expecting something more… soft. Hell it’s even less flexible than Super V. At least the entrance’s better.

But dear Jesus above us, more than once I had to check if there was enough lube inside, so tight and hard it is. Things went better when I double-checked all air was out before entering, and then it was a pretty good experience. If Japanese describe it as “tight”, well you can expect something narrow and resistant as a virgin student’s pussy. Oh~ it’s all about that ! Well done.

Hey look closely and the provided “okazu”:

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Looks similar or….  no, it’s just me. ToysHeart is known to have no shame to do loli onaholes: if she really was based on Tomoka (Ro-Kyu Bu), it wouldn’t be a G-cup breasted schoolgirl in serafuku.

Like it mild and tight ? Go for this pocket pussy. Now that I’m more confident with it, I enjoy it ^^

My student
, by AkaiHebi
0.8 Feeling and pleasure
0.6 Materials and cleaning
0.6 Packaging and addons
0.8 Price
Overall score: 70 %
Oh yeah, low stimulation with high tightness for honest price
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Peace’s

vendredi 15 novembre 2013 à 15:55

Peace's

And here’s a bottle of lube, from Rends :)

That is pretty much your standard lube, like Onatsuyu. Odorless and tasteless, medium stickiness and just fine in most cases, NLS didn’t lie.

It’s a 360 mL bottle. In terms of improvement, there’s little that can be done to make the lube better (maybe make it last a bit more before water dries out), but there’s some ideas for the bottle: “clip” opening like Pepee lotions or Lovely girl’s drool instead of a “screw-cap” (if you see what I mean). Onatsuyu also has a screw-cap, but you don’t have to turn that much to open/close :) Figure out this situation: your left hand is holding the onahole, the onahole is wrapping your dick, and if you let loose then the onahole “pops away”, that’s why you want to handle the lube bottle with only your right hand, and screw-caps make it…  difficult, at most. But in case of Pepee bottles, you hold the bottle, and with your thumb you can “pop” the cap open easily. That’s convenient.

While of course I can use the Finish & Sleep lube pump, yeah :) Reminds me I still have some in stock.. Reminds me: this lube resists a bit against water, you have to rub a bit longer to wash the lube away. Makes the usage better but the cleaning a bit harder.

57.88 mL / $ that’s a pretty aggressive quantity/price ratio, there’s hardly any better available on NLS.

Peace's
, by AkaiHebi
0.7 Feeling and pleasure
0.6 Materials and cleaning
0.45 Packaging and addons
0.8 Price
Overall score: 64 %
Little hiccups but a pretty good product
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Super Soft Declation! -Fuwarin-

lundi 11 novembre 2013 à 17:06

Super Soft Declation! -Fuwarin-

Since Super Tight Declaration! -Shimetan- had some success, NPG strikes back with Super Soft Declation! -Fuwarin-.

“Zettai yawayawa sengen! Fuwarin”.  “Fuwari” means “gentle”, “fuwafuwa” being used to describe softness, plush-style. Anyway.

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A straight hole, with smooth ribs and little extras. You can see how close the hole ends to the lower wall: I don’t think it’s very durable with you go rough with it for some time.

It feels okay, good for newcomers since it also has a 300mL lube bottle and makes an interesting experience when you don’t want too intense stimulation to get started. Stimulation…  it lacks of it, actually. Because there’s no vacuum chamber at the end, you barely don’t have any suction effect, which could have been of need here. But you only get a wobbly jelly-mass softly stroking your dick – of course good enough for real fun, but makes me think most of the price goes into the lube bottle… Dual structure would have been great to outbalance outer grip and inner softness.

Not exactly what makes NPG compete against my “top4″, obviously. And quite a deception after Shimetan.

Super Soft Declation! -Fuwarin-
, by AkaiHebi
0.6 Feeling and pleasure
0.7 Materials and cleaning
0.7 Packaging and addons
0.7 Price
Overall score: 65 %
Can do better.
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Secret Twin Tales 2

dimanche 3 novembre 2013 à 16:45

Secret Twin Tales 2

After the popular Secret Twin Tales, Tokyo Libido aka N.P.G had to come back with new twins.

Pink haired ? I’m okay with this.

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As expected, the packaging is quite impressive:

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The joyful is Nina, the shy is Mina. Posters and package can be put side-by-side, always a good trick to get more money from collectors.

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(on the picture on the side, they seem pretty dirty -on the poster they aren’t)

Who cares anyway, you’re on Onahole Review, not Lolicon-drawing Review.

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As you can see, the “Nina” version has the legs totally apart, while Mina has them a little bit closed.

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(on the left is Nina, on the right is Mina)

Dual layers, classic structures of “lifelike” type (maybe), … the internals clearly don’t open new worlds and are usually found with Magic Eyes -who does better material. I’m quite disappointed because it’s too flabby, barely no suction at all, weak stimulation, weak tightness. And let me show you something:

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You know, for an onahole to tear apart like this right at the first time and getting much worse at the second, there’s only one likely outcome:

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Mmmmh, still water inside ♥  *throws quickly in waste bin*

Ok folks, that was Nina. Let’s wait for Secret Twin Tales 3…  or maybe not.

Secret Twin Tales 2
, by AkaiHebi
0.5 Feeling and pleasure
0.1 Materials and cleaning
1 Packaging and addons
0.35 Price
Overall score: 20 %
Comes with plenty of stuff, but is still bad
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