Hey boys (and girls ?), I just received my latest order, filled with fun stuff and still smelling of the fresh air of Tokyo (no, just kidding). And what does this mean ? Yes, more reviews !
There’s something I was thinking about for some time.. I’m unsure about WordPress.com hosting while I pretty well know how to host a blog myself, depending on how things develop I might open a real independent blog (with all the content of course) and start making cool new stuff like.. video streaming, realtime price update, .. J-List/NLS coupons (who knows ?)..
But first things first: the actual “heart system” is a bit.. inaccurate to show how much I dis/-like an onahole ? So I was thinking about something like this:
A net graph with scores from 0 to 10 for criteria like “realism”, “materials”, “price”,.. That’s very easy to do with a simple spreadsheet, but what about the criteria ? These are just examples, maybe you have some ideas of what can be evaluated in toys.
You’re a poor and lonely fisherman fishing for his own daily meal. You expected to find tuna in your nets, yet you found two soft and cute girls. Not a bad day after all, you take home these creatures from the depths to “study” them more…
Got C-moon, the ribby one. First thing to note is the packaging: unlike any other toy, these are blister packs. You may know this little “life hack” to easily open a blister pack, just use a can opener. Properly slit open 3 sides, and here you go. Put these scissors down
From the inside, C-moon looks like this:
Multiple little ribs in 3 chambers which offer a noticeable vacuum effect. The material is very soft, even more than Bubble Shake, you stroke gently and you get a strange light stimulus. A bit like you don’t want her to wake up…
That’s all right as long as you want it to last, but when it comes to orgasm a little more stimulation would be welcome. What I do ? I quickly switch to Hunter Girl just before cumming -literally ramming in (and since C-moon increases the pleasure slower than Hunter Girl, the resulting orgasm is pretty strong -you know: the faster you come, the weaker it is).
The blister makes the storage a bit more complicated, the smart solution is to take out the illustrations, throw the blister away and store the onahole in a toy bag
by AkaiHebi # Feeling and pleasure # Materials and cleaning # Packaging and addons # Price
You prepared yourself for a boring maths lesson (hell you could even bring a pillow at school), when the teacher opens the door and lets someone in.
“Hajimashite, watashi no namae wa Tanaka Yoko. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!”
*Nice to meet you, my name is Yoko Tanaka. Please take care of me!
And so you spend the rest of the maths lesson taking quick looks at this new busty girl, a few desks next to you. She notices it, and blushes. So cute ! You clip a little piece of paper from your book, write on it that you want to talk to her after the lesson, fold the paper as a little plane and throw it at her. The plane smoothly lands on her desk, she reads your note, looks at you and smiles shyly. But by the end of the day, you already became best friends…
First: the package is quite big compared to the content. A good 15 cm width when the content takes at most 5 cm. Tell me it’s to have a bigger illustration
When it comes to the content, it’s quite simple: a new standard is born. It fits well to “westies”, is easy to use, and provides good stimulus.
NLS even used a mini-cam to shoot the inside:
Do you think this is enough to satisfy you ?
NLS warns about more difficult usage in case of soft erection, I just tell you to do whatever it needs to have a full erection, so you can have it wrap your entire penis firmly. What I do next is stroking gently, letting it glide all along and give “little pushes” fully inserted when it’s cumming time. This makes this onahole a quite good “hentai-experience enhancer” (and hentai in school context there’s plenty of it). However I think the internal structure could feature some more stuff, little ribs at the entrance for example to feel more “imprisoned” inside as if the girl tightens from being a bit anxious.
Don’t forget to “wet” her well before insertion. Be gentle to her, and she will fulfill all your needs anytime. Enjoy !
by AkaiHebi # Feeling and pleasure # Materials and cleaning # Packaging and addons # Price
I really don’t know how to introduce this post. Let’s try like this:
You surely know that it exists: air pillows, air dolls, onaholes. Happens that in Japan they take a product that could be a genuine beach air mattress, put some illustrations on it, and sell it. Oh they form it in a certain way, and let it be called “hug pillow”. Being very skeptical about it’s “spice-up” effect, I just wanted to buy one, cheap, to try out. One of the cheapest with printing on NLS is “HUG ME!! Innocent Girl’s Lovely Air Pillow”.
Don’t mind the onahole, separate item I didn’t took (you guess I got plenty of onaholes to choose from and Seven is quite similar).
Ok boy, you acquired an air pillow depicting a just-age-of-consent-in-Japan-girl calling you onii-chan (big bro’) with cat ears and a 19.5 cm space between the “legs” to place up to 3 onaholes (look how NLS’ doing it right):
.. and it was the cheapest item demonstrated by NLS that has printing… NLS shows you how it works:
… and so you got yourself an A/C air pump because yes it takes only 1-2 minutes to blow it up, and you’re ready to go missionary. You do know how missionary works ? No ? Just take a look on the Wikipedia page, has some illustrations. And then you are going to ask me: isn’t there something strange with the penetration angle ? Does it fit a human’s erection ? Look:
In blue the pillow, in red your favorite onahole, in green you. (forgive my poor drawing skills, not the point here anyway). Of course you won’t use 3 onaholes at the same time because to put them all in place they have to be like this, good luck to penetrate that in missionary and the pillow design prevents any lotus-position fallback. So you do this:
That’s better. But remember how a man’s thrusting in missionary: with a slight rotation movement, you soon enough end up like this:
Once you start to get in the mood, you manage to dig the onahole out of the pillow. Great
You can try with a lump erection so that the angle is sharp enough to keep the onahole into the pillow, but well.. pretty deceiving. The printing may be arousing enough (with the help of a little hentai on the laptop just aside) but the little troubles with the penetration angle, the pillow slipping as you thrust in, trying to penetrate well enough without putting too much weight on the pillow.. definitively not a good experience.
And ho-oh, you have to keep in mind that it is filled with air, that even the smallest hole results in noticeable air leakage, and there’s nothing like trying to have fun while a hissing sound reminds you you have to hurry before there’s no more air in it. Should this be an issue ? Hell yes, as soon as at the second time ! You got me well: the air pillow isn’t melted in one piece, but in separate pieces molten together. And what had to happen happened: 3 holes right on the ridge, and you can’t fix it of course, it’s not like a bicycle tire. Yes, just there who you put your toys in, that’s the weak spot. Congratulations, you can take it out to the trash and post on your blog, see you soon buying more rubbish from EXE. ‘guess the printing is the best thing in this product… apart the experience that you have to “step into dogshit” to avoid it next time.
by AkaiHebi # Feeling and pleasure # Materials and cleaning # Packaging and addons # Price
Tentacle monsters are quite common in hentai series. But almost always, you notice that the tentacle monsters “take care” of girls only.
Almost.
From my (huge) hentai collection, I’ve one or two shows where the one being raped by tentacles is actually the man, not the girl. Pretty hard by the way, have in mind that the tentacle monster needs the “vital fluid” from humans as food. Get it ?
Hunter Girl packaging. Yes these are girls, the white-haired seem to be a kind of northern warrior, the blonde looks more like a ninja (from the few clothes remaining).
They wanted to find and kill the two monsters of the mountains frightening the nearby villagers. They found them… but they didn’t expect to be in this situation. While the girls get raped by tentacle monsters, you, as a bypassing guy, …
pick up monster piece
take out cock
start masturbating with monster piece..
.. while watching girls being deeply abused by monsters in front of you
Middle ages were hard times. Or do you prefer the monsters abusing you, too ?
Bumps ? I already got IBO MAX. So I just buy the one with the ribs: the red one.
Now, that’s an onahole with easy entrance ! A bit of lube here, a bit of lube there, and you can ram inside. Oh, feel free to press the air out of it first, you won’t regret it.
Straight and quite simple structures, good flexibility and an original outside design, it’s pretty good. Conceived like this, best is to stroke between middle and bottom quickly. Feels like something’s really sucking your thing to extract your vital fluids, and of course you won’t be able to resist long against it.
By the end of the day, the villagers found in the mountains two completely sex-drunk girls, still spasming from their orgasms. The monster-piece-fapping guy, nobody knows who it was, and where he is now.. Some say he turned into a sex-hungry monster himself..
by AkaiHebi # Feeling and pleasure # Materials and cleaning # Packaging and addons # Price
Overall: 60%
Ever wanted to fuck a tentacle monster ? Look here.
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‘guess the printing is the best thing in this product… apart the experience that you have to “step into dogshit” to avoid it next time.
