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New tools, improvements, and more !

dimanche 6 avril 2014 à 18:28

Hey everybody, how ‘ya all doin’ ? :)

Summary:

  1. J-List Onahole Browser
  2. Testing J-List affiliate links
  3. Paypal and Dogecoin donations
  4. Currency price selecting for prices
  5. Added store: Queen Cat Adult Toys

I’m pretty excited about all this new stuff, let’s dig in !

J-List Onahole Browser

→see here, and also in the “special pages” menu on the right:

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On this page, a neat Javascript code (God, I hate Javascript) that loads and shows a full list of onaholes from J-List, including picture, description, price and stock ! No excuse to miss any novelty there :) And no sorry, I won’t be able to do this kind of scripts for NLS or Amazon, there are just too much onaholes there, and they keep them on sale anyway, there’s no point. Which leads us the next item:

Testing J-List affiliate links

Since I don’t have the money lastly for new onaholes (even when there are quite a few), I’m exploring different means to keep Onahole Review updated, this includes affiliate links to J-List. Lemme explain that for you. As you may have seen, products also sold on J-List have new links, with this icon before them: g and saying “affiliate link”. When users make purchase on J-List through these links, I’ll get 15% as account credit. With this, I may be able to buy onaholes I’d rather not buy normally, including crowd-selected Tamatoys’ ;) So if you don’t fancy making direct donations to me through Paypal or Bitcoin or Dogecoin, you can make an indirect donation by buying stuff on J-List you would buy anyway as regular customer.

NOTE: this is experimental, let’s see how it works with the ~100 users going to J-List from here each month. I’ll never bug you with banners and ads, and if it makes no sense then I’ll just remove it.

Paypal and Dogecoin donations

I don’t like Paypal, but if you insist, …

You surely heard about Dogecoin, the Bitcoin-related currency with the wow shibe with quite some success on Reddit. Since Dogecoin has hardly any commercial weight for now, huge supply and low intrinsic value, it’s good for tips and microdonations. And the community aspect is very important to me too 8-)

Currency price selecting for prices

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I know you are many Americans browsing my blog, but oh maybe you do wanna know the prices in Bitcoin, or wonder what the prices in other currencies are. From this menu, you can select which currency to use for prices. Default is US Dollar, you can set to Euro, Yen, Bitcoin and Dogecoin. A feature I wanted for quite some time now, and I finally have the experience to code this for you :)

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Paving the road for Bitcoin and Dogecoin business too :P

Added store: Queen Cat Adult Toys

And finally, when applicable, I added links for products sold on Queen Cat, to add some competition to ToyDemon :)  Note: I also tried to add Wanta, but their website is soooooo miscoded that it’s an extreme pain to extract prices from the pages. So be it, I won’t insist.

That’s all forks ! Feel free to share in comments and boards :)

Virgin Age ~ Admission

dimanche 23 mars 2014 à 17:54

Virgin Age ~ admission

After Virgin Age ~ Graduation, let’s do a trip back in time, when the girl entered primary school ! (or kinda, according to her backpack)

Made by Toysheart, bringing joy all around the world :) Copy-paste: Now to get things straight and as I said before: I got Eroman along with two other onaholes as gift from Toysheart, for having helped them a few times with text translations. A nice Christmas gift :) Thanks to you guys, keep up the good work and keep perverting bringing joy worldwide !

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Shy and cute young girl with her plush cat, innocently exposing her panties. Everything the Japanese folk likes, and the big success of Seven doesn’t lie. Let the Toysheart’s staff open your skull and fuck your mind off your brain, once again !

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(music by fri.events Orchestra)

A thick single layer onahole, out of Toysheart’s awesome Fine Cross material. Only ribs as structures, but TIGHT ! You wanna lick it and you can lick it, it’s safe ! What does it look like inside ?

(music by Mister M)

Is that lifelike because hell it’s tight and only getting tighter ! Like the onahole from her graduation, there is barely any suction, that would make it even better. But oooh westies with big dicks may not feel comfortable, for me it’s already close to the limit where I’m just pushing my dick down crushing my balls. Make sure to choose a good lube and a rock hard boner to fully enjoy that onahole !

The stimulation is nicely intense, and the delusion.. sweet ;) The price is good, and right now it made it into the top 8 selling onaholes on Amazon Japan (top 8 in which 3 are made by Toysheart, pretty nice result). Take it ! Even if you have to get it shipped without box !

Virgin Age ~ Admission
, by AkaiHebi
0.93 Feeling and pleasure
1 Materials and cleaning
0.9 Packaging and addons
0.9 Price
Overall score: 95 %
Sweet controversial tight single layer onahole !
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Virgin Age ~ Graduation

dimanche 23 mars 2014 à 00:25

Virgin Age ~ Graduation

Hey boys and girls, one month is already almost passed since Eroman, it was about time for me to review the other stuff. This time: Virgin Age Graduation !

Made by Toysheart, bringing joy all around the world :) Copy-paste: Now to get things straight and as I said before: I got Eroman along with two other onaholes as gift from Toysheart, for having helped them a few times with text translations. A nice Christmas gift :) Thanks to you guys, keep up the good work and keep perverting bringing joy worldwide !

A few details about the packaging:

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Yes yes I know, it’s the same girl as Virgin Age ~ Admission, just older. Shy and cute high-school girl, with big boobs ! Now, her pussy !

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(music by Löhstana David)

A very nice dual layer onahole using Toysheart’s awesome materials, with spiral shaped structures ! You wanna lick it and you can lick it, it’s safe ! It fits well to westies. Oh, you wanna have a better look inside ? Sure :)

(music by Samneighbour)

It begins with spirals, then a few ribs, and finally the ending of the tunnel, “squeezing” your tip ! The noticeable drawback being that it provides only little suction.

The sensations are pretty nice, the high material quality is pure pleasure, it has a mild tightness, I’m quite happy with it during my fap :) About the price: a little overpriced on NLS, I’d say. 20-25 $ seems a good price range to me. Totally worth a try !

Virgin Age ~ Graduation
, by AkaiHebi
0.9 Feeling and pleasure
1 Materials and cleaning
0.8 Packaging and addons
0.8 Price
Overall score: 93 %
Very nice dual layer onahole with spirals !
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Eroman

jeudi 27 février 2014 à 02:46

Eroman

Eroman ! Finally ! I initially told myself I’ll do this during January, but whoops, February is almost over ! Meanwhile, I had a few ideas for my new reviews :-P Oh, feel free to click the picture just above, to take a good look at it :)

Eroman is an onahole made by Toysheart, and certainly not the least “dangerously lewd” designed one :) Now to get things straight and as I said before: I got Eroman along with two other onaholes as gift from Toysheart, for having helped them a few times with text translations. A nice Christmas gift :) Thanks to you guys, keep up the good work and keep perverting bringing joy worldwide !

The packaging is..

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.. not safe for work ;) If I get it right, the crazy horny girl on the packaging is based on a hentai manga character, I’m not sure which one. As content, the onahole itself and a small bottle of lube (enough for 1 or 2 times). As usual, at Toysheart :) Now, the hole !

(soundtrack: Deadmau5 – Aural Psynapse (Mr FijiWiji Remix) )

As you can see, it fits westies pretty well ! It’s a single-layer onahole, the “Fresh Skin” material is not bad at all, not as good as “Fine Cross” though. A nicely wide opening welcomes you for this:

(soundtrack: Adonis Tsilimparis – Bustle (Inst) )

How do you like my new minicam ?! :)

Nice bumps, leading to a cervix, the womb having a kind of.. string, to tease your tip. Overview:

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Nice big suction chamber :)  Hell, I think it’s one of the most vacuuming onaholes I experienced, and pushing your glans through the cervix feels pretty nice too. Now the hall being only bumps is a bit sad, maybe a few ribs at the entrance would have been welcome. That’s all folks, Eroman ! Worth the Amazon price, would recommend but it’s not a must-have :)

Eroman
, by AkaiHebi
0.85 Feeling and pleasure
0.8 Materials and cleaning
0.9 Packaging and addons
0.9 Price
Overall score: 88 %
Dangerously lewd packaging, single-layer fun with great vacuum for pretty good price
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New USB Onaho Warmer

lundi 10 février 2014 à 11:05

new usb onaho warmer

It’s winter, it’s freezing cold. But even in summer, this is a must-have !

RENDS previously released the USB Onaho Warmer, which got very popular (since being one of the only few existing accessories). They could be leaning back and enjoying the cash flow, but no ! they worked on a new design, based on customer reviews and modern onaholes.

The new version is bigger, reaching deep in your middle-sized onaholes. It produces a bit less heat, to reduce the risk of onahole deformation or melting. It looks less “amateur work” at the cord attachment, our friend Dakaarts mentioned that the old version had it’s “pink section” broken, I guess he wasn’t the only one in this situation and the issue seems resolved with the new version. What’s pretty nice too is the longer USB cord: sometimes the USB ports on your computer aren’t easy to reach. And since it’s just USB 2.0 connecting, you don’t have to mess around with outlet converters. I wish everything was USB or ATX powered in this globalized world. Anyway.

New USB Onaho Warmer
, by AkaiHebi
1 Feeling and pleasure
1 Materials and cleaning
0.5 Packaging and addons
1 Price
Overall score: 92 %
Improved, better and must-have !
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WARNING AND REPORTS

Onahole warmers have been known to damage onaholes with low heat resistance, changing the inner shape or even make the inner surface melt. While RENDS’ onahole warmers only get at 42°C, there are onaholes that were indeed damaged when the warmer was left inside for a long time. Note that onahole shapes change anyway even only according to your dick, but repeated warmer usage can accelerate the process. What I consider here are onaholes where a single usage causes significant damage (which means the material can’t take the heat at all). Always lube the onaholes before warming. Feel free to add your own experience in comments. This is not meant as exhaustive testing database, only a warning notice about certain onaholes warmed up for a certain amount of time, when shit happens. Please be exhaustive :)

Heating time for medium-sized onaholes (right at USB plugging):

  • 5 minutes: warming up the lube
  • 15 minutes: warm onahole
  • 30 minutes: hot onahole (may be too hot to use right away)
  • 60 minutes: burning the onahole (material resistance test)

Shit happened with:

  • Chinkoki! Listen to your dad! (small onahole; shape change and melting at 30 min)
  • Seven (small onahole; shape change and melting at 60 min)
  • Superb Fella 3 (shape change of the tongue after 15 min)