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Gu’s Faphero 2

jeudi 2 octobre 2014 à 21:25

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Fappers from around the world had the pleasure to enjoy Gu’s Faphero, and Gu is back for a second strike !

Gu’s Faphero 2 !

This is a good consolation price, because “OP is a faggot” threw down the towel on Fap Hero 2. While we wait for the material to take over and resume the project, Gu’s giving us an amazing preview of his skills, I’d be so happy if Fap Hero 2 “rescue team” includes Gu !

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31:08, including some loli (Maho Tama) and a hell of a bonus round in-between. Good luck and have fun !!

Downloads:  Mega / Mediafire

La Bocca Della Verità – The Mouth of Truth

dimanche 28 septembre 2014 à 16:21

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Ciao a tutti ! Mi presento: La Bocca Della Verità ! Se avete il coraggio, insere il pene in là. (I better stop trying Italian or else I’ll start a new World War in our neighborhood)  Introducing: La Bocca Della Verità, the Mouth of Truth, Magic Eye’s latest and awesome sexualization of ancient art ! Why don’t you take the test and stick your dick inside it’s mouth ? :twisted:

“The best for the end”, this is the remaining toy you voted for in July and it was such a good choice :) How did Magic Eyes came up with this idea ? They had a company-holiday trip in Italy, went to Rome, saw the Bocca Della Verità and had a sudden flash in their minds: ancient art you put a piece of your body inside ! That’s the amazing concept Magic Eyes needed for it’s first mouth-onahole !! And here’s the result :P

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I really like the personification of this creepy piece of rock..

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.. and it’s also worth noting that, for once, a western character gets a manga drawing without blonde hair and blue eyes “American style”. An accurate representation of an Italian young woman, with the face of purity and innocence.

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Even when she’s mad at me, she seems heavenly peaceful and relaxed. Enjoy your sandwich, Bocca-chan. Meanwhile, we’ll take a look at your TPE-plastic sex toy counterpart.

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The material is a soft TPE with a little smell, it’s pretty similar to Lolinco and Girl in the Box. So far nothing new, the basic shape is like Superb Fella 3. Durability-wise I’m a bit worried with how the… inner parts stick together in this dual-layer warhead. I gave myself 2 months of almost daily use for you, and only now it starts to show some little tearing at the joints between the lips (which I may be responsible of, spreading the mouth open hardcore-wise for more efficient cleaning). In short: she endures quite something. To find out why this toy is just amazing, open her lips and see what’s inside:

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Holy Molly ! The original stone version doesn’t have such teeth, it just crushes your hand between it’s lips if you’re not telling the truth ! But this onahole version features teeth made in hard plastic, and it’s going to bite off your dick if you’re a liar ! If you manage to pass this test, then you get to enjoy the soft tongue waiting just behind, who’s going to rub your frenulum while pushing your dick against the wavy roof. And the teeth ? They don’t go away, they keep gently scratching your shaft as you stroke in and out, which is simply mind-blowing. And as if this was not enough, more stuff waits in the throat !!

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I just can’t describe the satan mechanism deep there. It’s jaw-dropping. It’s insanely gorgeous. It’s a tight zone with a small vacuum chamber. Don’t even try to compare this deepthroat-stimulation to what Superb Fella 3 can do, because La Bocca Della Verità is in a totally further level. Or even a whole league higher. You want a blowjob/deepthroat onahole ? This. Is. It. Forget any previous work. Forget all western toys. FORGET IT ALL. You need something more realistic ? Then it would be a real fucking human.

I just can’t imagine how many blowjobs Magic Eyes’ staff did get to be able to experience how La Bocca Della Verità should feel. I bet they went this far to ensure La Bocca Della Verità is an unforgettable experience, AND THEY FUCKING SUCCEEDED. I’m not the only one saying this.

 Infernal Monkey: “Fuck. Me. Heavenly.”

Triple X Branded (pro review / youtuber): “This is one of the highest ranked toys I have ever reviewed.”

(everyone else on the internet):  Oh FUUUUCK

Them teeth. For me, they really enhance the experience. At first it’s very disturbing, maybe you want to push them away as you slide your glans deeper inside. Make sure to use enough lube, guys: I usually put a few drops right on the teeth, and then keep the toy upwards to let the lube flow inside. Don’t hesitate to add a drop of lube on your head, to allow it to slide more easily though the teeth-barrier. What happens next, is pure epic masturbation like you never had before.

La Bocca Della Verità - The Mouth of Truth
, by AkaiHebi
1 Feeling and pleasure
0.8 Materials and cleaning
1 Packaging and addons
1 Price
Overall score: 95 %
Decent durability, a good drawing, a very good price AND THE BEST BLOWJOB ONAHOLE IN THE WORLD AS OF TODAY
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Bumpy Sisters

mardi 16 septembre 2014 à 12:35

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It was about time I get something from A-One, but when I saw these I kinda wishlisted right away. Bumpy Sisters ! Oh, the one I got is the miko, on the left.

The younger sister (巫女妹 – Miko imōto) is a shinto shrine maiden with handheld clustered suzu bells, while the elder sister (シス姉 – Shisu ane) is a christian nun with garterbelt. God, what a family ! They have everything needed to seal away the evil inside you !

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Don’t ask why the standalone artwork only is censored. Beats me. Reimu Hakurei and Maria Takayama, that’s what A-One had in mind, didn’t they ? ;)  Our friend AnonymousD got himself the elder sister (nun), there are slight differences between the two but I think he has some words about his :)

Bumpy Sisters are non-penetrated TPE-molded onaholes with two little hills up there depicting small chests, also a little “bellybutton” and the basic shape of a pussy (a slit). The younger sister has slightly bigger boobs while the elder has a clit outside.

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It fits nicely in the hand and the material is stretchy, which is important since -you guess- the small length makes you poke at the bottom. So be gentle if you don’t want to break through :) It keeps some unpleasant plastic odor even after wash, knowing A-One I can tell there has been some improvement in materials, it’s very much like Super Fella 3’s. Quality is therefor a bit lower “Magic Eyes grade”. But for that price, it’s pretty honest.

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As you can see, there’s some space between the entrance and the channel. Make sure there’s no water left in there, and let it dry in a Toy Bag [warning: this link is not for the weak of heart]. The cleaning is easy, stretch it open and let water flush the nasty stuff out, you can also turn inside out :)

The structures are different so if you happen to buy both, you’ll have various sensations ! Younger sister is more smooth, while elder sister has more pronounced ribs making the toy more intense. There is a bit of vacuum, feels really nice. The entrance is a bit annoying, so I recommend putting some lube around the slit for easier penetration.

The younger sister gives very soft and smooth feeling, pretty much like C-moon, but with some more tightness. You see there are 3 “chambers” and gliding through each of them is heartmelting. I love to fantasize it’s actually her soft mouth wrapping around my dick, slowly “sucking the evil out from there” :mrgreen: That’s why I usually use it for the “first shot”: the softness is just headspinning as I keep myself at the verge of orgasm for a few minutes, until I can’t take it anymore and just fill it with demon juice deep inside. After that, I grab a more intense and tight onahole and keep up the play for the second -and stronger- shot, usually 30 minutes after. Thank you, Miko imōto !

Bumpy Sisters
, by AkaiHebi
0.7 Feeling and pleasure
0.6 Materials and cleaning
0.9 Packaging and addons
1 Price
Overall score: 80 %
Cute sisters with soft pussies, good to get the party started !
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Internet decides: onahole poll #3

vendredi 5 septembre 2014 à 11:25

Hello and welcome to the third poll !

Internet boys and girls, I have a problem. I can’t keep up to the pace :) With the previous poll I already got quite some stuff (still have Bumpy Sisters and La Bocca Della Verita waiting). And my wishlist on J-List is pretty empty (Tied Up Girl being not restocked meanwhile). So I had to find what may be worth…

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start_date 05/09/2014 00:01:39
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Order the items above ?

Now for the big part :) I think I’ll just do that kind of poll later on, up to me to find where to get stuff. The choices with links are the things I wishlisted, custom choices are in grey ! P-Please be gentle ^^

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Buy what ?

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Sujiman Kupa Roa ~ Hard Edition

vendredi 29 août 2014 à 12:12

Sujiman Kupa Roa ~ Hard Edition

What some onahole makers did is releasing “hard” versions for some of their most popular products. Magic Eyes did it for Girl in the Box, but also for Sujiman Kupa Roa aka “Open My Pussy Roa” ! This one was really long in my TODO list, and you voted for it so I bought it from J-List with the sales commissions :)

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The packaging evolved a bit, basically the colors got changed. I approve this move, even with the “HARD” label hiding the panties we saw before. More is going on inside: Magic Eyes selected a new material, harder and less stretchy. Another aspect is that it smells less than the normal edition, if I recall well. A welcomed improvement :) The color is a bit different too, it’s like a light tan. Measures are the same than the normal version.

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The structures are exactly the same, nothing new here. How does it feel ?

.. sorry Roa, I had to cut you open to check out your insides.

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I swear I thought mine was defective. Really. It does feel good, but to me it was very frustrating because the hole is just too shallow. I end up poking out at the top of it, and I’m just halfways in.

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As 14cm / 5.5″ in length yeah I’m over Japanese standards. But the toy not being very stretchy it ends up in a disaster. You see the hole ? The penis head is supposed to reach just at the cervix part, so it can achieve vacuum effect. For me, it just failed. I’m not bragging anything, Roa is short and not really intended for westies and the hard edition really makes it clear by resisting your forceful thrusts. For harder onaholes, you just want to feel them cling to your shaft from tip to root, squeezing the shit out of it (see Virgin Age Admission / ZEX Ibo Tornado / My Student). I take a wild guess: if you’re below 12cm / 4.7″, then I think you’ll get way better results than me, soooooo ..  give it a shot :)

The cleaning process is a regular “flush-out” to not damage it, drying inside is a bit tricky since -well- it’s tight. At least there is not much to dry ^^ Aside the too-small hole length, I’m fairly positive about the material: go ahead Magic Eyes, but do new great stuff with it !

Sujiman Kupa Roa ~ Hard Edition
, by AkaiHebi
0.3 Feeling and pleasure
0.8 Materials and cleaning
0.9 Packaging and addons
0.7 Price
Overall score: 25 %
Nice material but too short for me, it killed the fun
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