• NLS:
• Amazon Japan:

 

It was so nice reading your comments about my first video! A big thank you to everyone who shared their opinions and constructive feedback with me! Here are a few comments I have for those who are curious…

1) I am really happy people have thought to use my sex toy reviews in helping them pick out gifts for others. I hadn’t intended for that but it is a great idea so I’ve started keeping that in mind for this video and future reviews!

2) I enjoy fun sexy times with girls, trans, boys, and toys! Just an fyi…

3) While I love love love hentai & porn, I think it is super important to have an accurate representation of all types of human sexy bits… to the kind person who politely asked me to reconsider my pubic hair: I did take your feedback to heart and trimmed things up a bit more just for you… but expect to always see some pubic hair (unless I have a super hot date and am treating my date to something EXTRA special!) My preference is for people to be natural and well-groomed. I think hair is comfortable and soft, cute, and fuzzy.

4) If people enjoy these videos and would like more reviews, please help out this blog! I live on a very tight income and make these videos for fun. I was gifted these sex toys for review but will only be able to make one more video as I do not have other toys to review nor do I have the funds to purchase toys from Japan. Food over fucks! Sorry friends

this vibrator is much more about show over sex. and that’s ok! it is probably the CUTEST vibrator i’ve ever owned (and that beats out my hello kitty vibrator.) i love the waving hand and the well-crafted materials. the biggest downside that kills my enjoyment is the buzzing sound. it sounds like an electric toothbrush and is incredibly loud. buy this toy as a cute fun gag gift but please don’t get it as a serious introduction to the world of Japanese sex toys.

[→jump to stream]

You’re probably eagerly waiting for Fap Hero 2, like me. Fap Hero 1 no longer has any secrets to you and you’re able to resist until the reward round even while using an onahole ? Here’s a little something for you !

Gu’s Faphero !

“OP is a faggot”, thank you so much for your work on Fap Hero, and giving word about other works. Thank you Gu for this new experience, amazing work !

---

33:41, including some loli and content by Zankuro. Good luck and have fun !! EDIT: Gu’s Faphero 2 is out !

Downloads:  Mega / Mediafire

Finally ! I get to talk about Hidachitukko, the onahole N.P.G threw into the market with a few interesting features. It came third in the previous poll, I wasn’t the only one interested in it.

• J-List:
• NLS:
• KanojoToys:
• Amazon Japan:

“Hidachitukko”, “Hidachitsukko”, J-List decided to add “NEET girl” to the title, and adding “Watamote parody”. Time for some comments.

The front side shows this loli with her kimono, it’s falling from her shoulder, revealing her developing breasts. That’s not everyone’s taste, especially for picky people guarding the borders of your country against bombs and drugs. But that’s totally mine, and her face expression makes it easy for me to go into lewd fantasies in old Japan. Gonna repost the pictures from Amazon, so you can take a goooood look at it.

It complies with Japan’s obscenity regulation law, and so the second picture is censored. Yes it is. Nice job !

Actually, that girl…  You know what she reminds me of ? The obscene book’s incarnation in Haru no Yume, hentai manga drawn by Kazekawa Nagi. She’s just short-haired and more “tsundere”, but hell it works pretty well ! But please… “Watamote parody” ?! Look at what Tomoko looks like !

Haircut doesn’t match, expression doesn’t match, also clothing doesn’t match, period doesn’t match.. wonder if the breast size matches. One thing’s for sure: Kuroki Tomoko is a highschooler. “NEET” being the British acronym for “Not in Education, Employment or Training”, and Tomoko being in education, Tomoko’s not a NEET. She’s a bit weird and lovely, but not NEET. NEET is Yuuko-chan, from Kami-sama no Memochou <3

Bottom line: nasty trick used by J-List to sell a product as a parody when it’s not. Or if it is, the guys at N.P.G went full drunk from sake before choosing a design. Who knows ? We’ll never know. We just get to enjoy the cutie sweet kimono girl, it’s all what matters and the little bell somehow tells us something interesting: she’s actually a ghost with tentac… strings coming out from her pussy. These strings gonna grab your balls and prevent you from pulling out ! She wants you to fill her with your human seed and suck out all your vital energy !  (see, fantasies come easily with that packaging)

Strings. I’ll talk about it in a moment, first I wanna point out…

.. never mind 0_o

Handy, soft in touch, a bit smelly even after washing. Comes with a little bottle of lube, enough for ~6 times. The entrance shape is weird, bigger than the rest of the toy, it makes it unbalanced because basically it’s a small onahole. The entrance hole doesn’t seem “cleanly cut”, I don’t know if it’s faulty fabric or supposed to mimic a broken hymen. Inside, we find the strings.

Putting strings inside the onahole made the Bangee Shake very veeeeery popular, some time after release it sold more than Tenga Deepthroat and Seventeen Bordeaux on Amazon Japan. Do the strings alone make all the difference ? The answer is: no. Judging on how Virgin Loop feels and how Hidachitukko compares, I’m convinced the strings alone don’t skyrocket the pleasure you get from an onahole. Not only Bangee Shake and Virgin Loop have these little ribs, but also the material RIDE JAPAN is using, that all pushes Hidachitukko away from this league. Sadly.

Structure-wise it’s pretty similar to Magic Eye’s Open my Pussy Roa, nothing innovative here. Putting a few strings in it are not enough. To me the biggest flaw is the material: it doesn’t quite feel as good as current types of RIDE JAPAN, Magic Eyes or ToysHeart, my my, I’m even in the thinking A-One improves faster than N.P.G on that aspect. Or freaking Tamatoys, which is quite concerning. Much better to expect from a dual layer onahole nowadays.

Of course it’s somewhat biased, I compare Hidachitukko to toys who cost almost twice as much. I guess for that price, it’s not, like… robbery. The packaging is worth it.

Short word about the lube: is a water-based lube, not very sticky, little stringy, I enjoy it with other onaholes to feel perfectly all the little stuffs inside.

On plain performance, yes of course you manage to orgasm with Hidachitukko. Getting the job done is the main point, right ? The strings, I didn’t felt them as good as Bangee Shake. Why ? Because Hidachitukko’s are more stretching. While it prevents them to pop broken when you use the onahole (which may feel funny but oh well), I think you actually push them to the bottom instead of finding your way between them with your dick. Hence the problems to reach the bottom with my minicam, which is thinner than a pencil.

Nice try N.P.G, but it seems you wasted that cute loli on this onahole

This is N.P.G, releasing the first footjob sex toy ! The Foot Job Hole !

• NLS:
• KanojoToys:
• Amazon Japan:
• Queen Cat:

When it comes to sexual fetishes, Japan is always ahead of other countries. Not as far as used-panties vending machines (urban legend), but panties sure are a recurrent fetish, the zettai ryōiki bare skin gap between socks and skirt, schoolgirl uniforms themselves *whistle whistle*, of course school swimsuits, various things involving latex suits, ropes, tentacle monsters, nipplefucking, sperm/urine showers by a dozen men on a single girl, sexual harassment and rape in the crowded train, .. the list goes on and on, blending more “western-style” fetishes in more extreme style. Because it’s fucking Japan !

Foot fetish, sexual play with the feet, aka “footjob”, or in more Japaneesy Japanese: 足コキ  ( Ashi-ko-ki). These keywords may open a whole new world to you in any popular image repository. The basics about it is giving pleasure to your partner’s genitals either by rubbing with your toes, the sole, one or both feet, squeezing, stepping on, …. For further information I may redirect you to Wikipedia (NSFW) or any porn video website. As so commonly seen in hentai, I’m still somewhat neutral about footjob, it’s about the same as handjob in the sense that one partner is totally passive and “receiving” while the other can act fully tsundere, you get it. The difference being that with footjob, the partner is much more further away and can be seen fully. “I’m curious about that thing, gonna ask NLS if I can get one.” Let’s start !

“Good grief, look at what you did to my knee-socks !”

Yeah yeah, N.P.G took the measures from a 2 year old girl. Average foot size in the EU and USA, at least. Who knows if Japanese girls still have 13.3cm long feet at 13. This will have some downsides about the playing with the toes: you can’t really pinch your dick between the big toe and the pinkies. Anyway.

One thing must be said: the toes are skillfully shaped !

Now I want you to put off your shoes and anything else around your feet, and slide your fingers along the sole: flat and smooth, isn’t it ? Not totally since you feel the cracks and folds of your skin. Well: this toy is absolutely flat and smooth. More than baby skin. You achieve no sensation when stroking these feet on your dick. N.P.G’s smart move was to include:

socks ! They feature little bumps and pads on one side, which make the stroking much better. And having made myself a handjob while wearing knee-socks, I can tell they feel more intense than the real thing.

In short:

is “meeeh”

is “mmmmmh”

It’s summer ! In the north half of the planet, this means sun, heat and drought ! Why would you go out and catch a sunstroke and skin cancer ? Let’s stay at home, have a cold drink and masturbate ! And RENDS has something refreshing for us !

• NLS:
• Amazon Japan:

No that’s not a drink, that’s..

 

RENDS brewed a special lube, stuffed with menthol ! It’s not “normal” menthol like in your toothpaste, it’s not “SUPER”, it’s “ULTRA” ! I did not capslock for the post title but frozen hell NLS does it. They go further: “The strong menthol that can be proud of its highest concentration in the industry may be “torture”. On the monitoring tests, some sensitive people felt it even hurts.” .. sounds fun

See ?!  These crazy people made a fluid that will freeze off your manhood and put your brain into hibernation mode like it’s a new ice age ! Fuck you, global warming !

Yeah well, it’s not pure menthol. Contains ceramide, hyaluronic, collagen, xylitol, peppermint essence and… placenta extract. Shit’s serious, there’s also placenta in Golden Lotion. Yummy yummy !

On the other side, NLS doesn’t recommend that lube for hard material for long play since, quote: “it feels too strong and can be a little dangerous”. Along with this:

Thanks for the warning ! If you use it with A10 Cyclone, you will FUCKING DIE ! You’re been warned, emptybrained gaijins ! “a little dangerous” according to Japan

Ah oh, ladies: also not recommended for clitorises and .. “love juice”. Oh come on, just say the words: that lube doesn’t belong inside the vagina and anus (and mouth). But ! “But you can mix with polyacrylic acid type lotions and find your favourite ways of playing.”.  Get it ? Mix it up with a standard lube if you wanna use for internal sex stuff, or else you’ll die from horrible pain and frostbites.

Of course they’re exaggerating, it may be a bit too much for sensitive people but that’s no liquid nitrogen, the “cool effect” of menthol is just activating the TRPM8 receptors in the skin, the actual temperature doesn’t change. No risk of frostbite ! And Japan is dealing with menthol for more than 2000 years, they know the business.

This lube has good performance, not as long-lasting than Golden Lotion but still enough for common play. I did not sense side effects, apart the fact that my dick reeked of toothpaste or Swiss candy afterwards, which is fine by me I recommend using it along with a neutral lube like Peace’s or Pepee, to improve the durability. It does feel cold but not like “burning-cold” like an ice cube. It’s very enjoyable in this hot season !

Summer’s always a time for menthol-powered sex stuff in Japan, for example the “cold edition” for Tenga deepthroat and soft tube are selling well on Amazon, and Pepee also released their “cool mint lotion”, a 360mL bottle you may consider if Ultra Mint Lotion’s 120mL get empty quick