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“Will onahole take your virginity ?”

mardi 8 octobre 2013 à 10:51

So, last month this was asked to Google, which led the curious boy (or girl) to Onahole Review, where the answer isn’t given (the two main keywords “onahole” and “virginity” are just spread all over the place). Like every month I put together all these failing Google/Bing/-whatever-  requests in the Answers for Googlers thread. Keep in mind my Piwik only tracks visitors who didn’t activate DNT (and for Google keywords: who aren’t logged in). I can only see a rough 1 out of 10 search keywords and it’s already quite fun, I can just imagine how epic some keywords may be. Anyway.

To this question,  I answered that virginity is nothing of a big deal, especially of you’re not religious. I find it sad that people focus so much on their virginity (may it be loosing it or getting it back by surgery) that they just can’t enjoy sex, dirty thoughts or living in couple/group. This old concept of “virginity = purity” should not exist anymore.

In that sense, using an onahole is already pretty much “impure”, no ? (so may say the major religions at least)

People are saying a girl is a virgin as long as their hymen is intact. As a matter of fact:

Doesn’t seem to matter how, but when a girl hasn’t her hymen anymore: she’s no longer a virgin. So they say.

So, does a girl loose her virginity by breaking her hymen with a dildo ? Well yes, they might say. (and you bet I found a video of this some time ago, a girl who just filmed herself breaking her hymen open with a dildo without even masturbating, just to put that away and show the blood, kinda)

So… how do people generally define virginity for boys ? Are virgins:

Pick your choice. You guess if the answer is “raw fucking a vagina”, this is plain stupid and dangerous since STDs (and since people make such a fuss about virginity, a boy could want to loose it by any means as fast as possible: may it be banging a random whore who fucked with the entire school campus and spread STDs everywhere, or picking a random girl and raping her -even his 5 year old little sister ??!!)

Onaholes aren’t meant as “vagina-replacements” even if they sometimes try to mimic it, and sorry dear feminists but I don’t think onaholes train boys into “fucking a girl anytime”, I used onaholes so often yet I don’t see girls as sexual objects (I don’t say I represent the average onahole user, but to me girls and onaholes are apples and oranges). Onaholes are masturbation aids, exactly like dildos and vibrators are for girls. And can a girl break her hymen with a dildo ? You bet she can. That’s why I don’t see why “boy’s virginity” couldn’t be lost with an object. Other viewpoints seem sexist to me, or plain STupiD.

Boys, girls, don’t care. You’re not virgins: you have nothing to loose by being happy.

“Will onahole take your virginity ?”

mardi 8 octobre 2013 à 10:51

So, last month this was asked to Google, which led the curious boy (or girl) to Onahole Review, where the answer isn’t given (the two main keywords “onahole” and “virginity” are just spread all over the place). Like every month I put together all these failing Google/Bing/-whatever-  requests in the Answers for Googlers thread. Keep in mind my Piwik only tracks visitors who didn’t activate DNT (and for Google keywords: who aren’t logged in). I can only see a rough 1 out of 10 search keywords and it’s already quite fun, I can just imagine how epic some keywords may be. Anyway.

To this question,  I answered that virginity is nothing of a big deal, especially of you’re not religious. I find it sad that people focus so much on their virginity (may it be loosing it or getting it back by surgery) that they just can’t enjoy sex, dirty thoughts or living in couple/group. This old concept of “virginity = purity” should not exist anymore.

In that sense, using an onahole is already pretty much “impure”, no ? (so may say the major religions at least)

People are saying a girl is a virgin as long as their hymen is intact. As a matter of fact:

Doesn’t seem to matter how, but when a girl hasn’t her hymen anymore: she’s no longer a virgin. So they say.

So, does a girl loose her virginity by breaking her hymen with a dildo ? Well yes, they might say. (and you bet I found a video of this some time ago, a girl who just filmed herself breaking her hymen open with a dildo without even masturbating, just to put that away and show the blood, kinda)

So… how do people generally define virginity for boys ? Are virgins:

Pick your choice. You guess if the answer is “raw fucking a vagina”, this is plain stupid and dangerous since STDs (and since people make such a fuss about virginity, a boy could want to loose it by any means as fast as possible: may it be banging a random whore who fucked with the entire school campus and spread STDs everywhere, or picking a random girl and raping her -even his 5 year old little sister ??!!)

Onaholes aren’t meant as “vagina-replacements” even if they sometimes try to mimic it, and sorry dear feminists but I don’t think onaholes train boys into “fucking a girl anytime”, I used onaholes so often yet I don’t see girls as sexual objects (I don’t say I represent the average onahole user, but to me girls and onaholes are apples and oranges). Onaholes are masturbation aids, exactly like dildos and vibrators are for girls. And can a girl break her hymen with a dildo ? You bet she can. That’s why I don’t see why “boy’s virginity” couldn’t be lost with an object. Other viewpoints seem sexist to me, or plain STupiD.

Boys, girls, don’t care. You’re not virgins: you have nothing to loose by being happy.

Super V!

mardi 24 septembre 2013 à 22:43

super-v

No, Rends didn’t start to sell milk packs. Super V! is an onahole for beginners, so they say.

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Super V comes with lube, “dick-apron” and storage bag. All-in-one, that’s useful for beginners.

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The onahole is small size. If your dick could scare away an elephant, you should think twice before buying ;)

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“V” forms gliding nicely on the dick. Stimulation-wise it’s pretty good for that price.

… but hell it’s tight. Comparable tightness with My little sister can’t be this tight. Material’s better though, you can enter some types of delusions. But. This. Entrance. I’ll show you:

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The entrance’s not very easy, and look at this small hole. When I tried I had to squeeze the entrance against my dick to make it enter somehow. Not very fun.

Sadly, the trouble with the entrance fades away the good points. Can avoid.

Super V!
, by AkaiHebi
0.6 Feeling and pleasure
0.4 Materials and cleaning
0.7 Packaging and addons
0.7 Price
Overall score: 60 %
The entrance ruins the experience
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Super V!

mardi 24 septembre 2013 à 22:43

super-v

No, Rends didn’t start to sell milk packs. Super V! is an onahole for beginners, so they say.

1_1371621012_1_6sSwG

Super V comes with lube, “dick-apron” and storage bag. All-in-one, that’s useful for beginners.

1_1371621013_2_1GDCZ

The onahole is small size. If your dick could scare away an elephant, you should think twice before buying ;)

1_1371621020_6_uBrx0

“V” forms gliding nicely on the dick. Stimulation-wise it’s pretty good for that price.

… but hell it’s tight. Comparable tightness with My little sister can’t be this tight. Material’s better though, you can enter some types of delusions. But. This. Entrance. I’ll show you:

1_1371621015_3_iWFnj

The entrance’s not very easy, and look at this small hole. When I tried I had to squeeze the entrance against my dick to make it enter somehow. Not very fun.

Sadly, the trouble with the entrance fades away the good points. Can avoid.

by AkaiHebi
# Feeling and pleasure
# Materials and cleaning
# Packaging and addons
# Price
Overall: 60%
The entrance ruins the experience

PePee 360 Organic

lundi 9 septembre 2013 à 00:32

pepee-organic

So I was slowly emptying my previous lube bottles and one thing I’d totally hate would be not having enough lube to use my onaholes. Considering how long my previous PePee lotion bottle lasted, I wanted to have enough in stock ’till next spring. It’s already half empty…

Look at that.

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Hell it looks like a whole forest will grow on your penis once you rub it with this lube. 99.7% natural means 0.3% isn’t, I wonder. Let’s say it contains above 98% of water, right ? The remaining stuff is what makes it sticky and stringy. It has a little smell, I don’t know… seaweed or yeast… stuff this kind.

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The lube contains lots of little bubbles, but these stay in the lube without moving.

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*splitch splitch*

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Few strings. It has less viscosity than other lubes but it doesn’t flow away. NLS says it’s good for low-stimulation onaholes or even vaginal/anal lubrication. I’m not so sure about the latter. It’s a very little bit irritating, I don’t feel anything when it’s on my skin but when I rub it on my glans it feels a bit… warm. Maybe acidity, or microscopic bubbles ? I actually found it quite pleasant, feels a bit like the onahole has been heated up without onahole warmer.

360 why ? 360 because 360 mL of lube. It’s not the cheapest in terms of quantity/price ratio, but that’s still half the price (!) against a domestic boring western-country lube. Seriously.

But I still have a worry: long-term bacterial resistance. I guess the bottle will be empty before then, but because it’s so “organic” it also means “potential food for bacteria” (but that’s maybe what the 0.3% are for: bacteria-killing stuff). On this subject: on my next order I will manage to include a bottle of lube containing silver ions. We’ll see :D

PePee 360 Organic
, by AkaiHebi
0.8 Feeling and pleasure
0.8 Materials and cleaning
0.5 Packaging and addons
0.8 Price
Overall score: 73 %
Organic lotion. Organic. LOL
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