Yet another onahole maker: MODE-design. Let’s see the tiny version, “mini”.
Lacks of ribs or bumps. Doesn’t lack of suction effect. The internal structure doesn’t make it a “must-have”, the material seems ok, the size is convenient and the packaging is cute. Here comes the big question: can a “westie” enjoy it ?
Response: well yes, but not that great. The material stirs too much, so from the few internal structures you almost feel none. Another thing: pretty damn hard to stick your thing in with one hand, the entrance should have been better conceived. It’s cute and all, but doesn’t help much. Elasticity ? Enough to turn it inside-out without worries, so cleaning it is easy. Overall, worth the price.
by AkaiHebi # Feeling and pleasure # Materials and cleaning # Packaging and addons # Price
“The agony of choice”. When Santa has to deliver onaholes all around the world while saving shipping (imagine he can’t make multiple pickups with his reindeer), Santa would probably choose the store from which he can get the most different onaholes. Let’s count to see where Santa was.
local sex-store: about 30 (including “classics” like Tenga and Fleshlight -did laugh but that’s ok for a small suburb shop)
Eden Fantasys: 63
Risque Boutique: 117
J-List: about 150
Omocha Dreams: 152
CoolMaleSexToy: about 200
PillowGame: 228
Kanojo Toys: 255
ToyDemon: about 360
NLS: about 800
Amazon: about 3800
Yeah, Amazon’s got close to 3800 onaholes, I picked the right category to troll around last hour (to see the product thumbnails, open one product page and confirm you’re over 18 (link on the left), then reload the page). Literally filled with parody-toys you won’t find on other Amazons, of course. Oh by the way, found some Frontier Japan toys (you know, the ones who did Onanyan -now I have some decent images) but depicting Oreimo as “handjob-onaholes”. The item title, Google Translated: “My sister is a good vegetable 崎 vol.1 feels so much fog”. Take a good laugh at it (but save your 605 yen).
Right now I think it’s time to write a new internet rule: “If it’s an anime, there’s an onahole of it on Amazon”. Not hard to guess where Santa packet up.
The feeling of the confidence, the need to remain undiscovered whatsoever, the pure love stronger than the universal taboo, two young creatures melting together in an unmatchable complete and deep relationship, …
Sorry for your fantasies, the item I gonna review today looks more like an alien (or an embryo in it’s first shaping) than your dreamed sister.
So after the previous experience (HUG ME air pillow), it was time to give this “technology” a second chance. This time we don’t give a fuck about the illustration, what we want is something we can actually use. You see the two holes ? That’s actually tunnels, you can play with the other side too. And the most convenient way to use it, is like this.
Just rest your head on one side, and take the other side between your legs. Oh ! The holes are just in the right position to..
.. put an onahole in it and have fun in a very relaxing position. Maintain the “sister” with your hands while you slowly and deeply thrust in. That’s it !
Time for some comments: at least this one doesn’t break after the second use (mine isn’t broken yet, after 9 successful uses). The choice of the onahole is limited, the tunnels being quite narrow. Don’t try to place the onahole while the pillow is fully blown up, best time to do it is when you started to blow it up (so that it’s unfolded). So what onahole ? It has to be long enough to be properly “pinched” by the pillow, but meanwhile thin enough to fit in the tunnel. Good results got with Ayase and Kuroneko from the Can't be this tight series, Bubble shake, and Seven. Push from one side, pull from the other. And enjoy your time: the 10-minute preparation shouldn’t end up in 3 minutes of fun. And once you’re done, well… take a nap
By the way: place some towels on your bed, if you don’t want it to be messy. And consider another 10 minute session to let the air out, fold your alien and store it.
What’s about the blue-haired girl on the packaging ? Your sister is a embryo-formed dual-perforated silvergrey alien, deal with it.
by AkaiHebi # Feeling and pleasure # Materials and cleaning # Packaging and addons # Price
“You can’t use other lotions if you get used to this one! “, NLS says. “You can fall asleep while basking in the afterglow of orgasm.”, oh dear, they become lyrical about it. And that’s where you get it:
I already stated before that the choice of the lube, as unimportant as it may seem at first, actually impacts heavily on your experience. But there are also some other details that come into account, every onahole-specific lube is different. What the “Finish & Sleep” lube has that, to my knowing, no other lube has, is it’s very advantage of not having to be wiped and washed after each use. The idea behind this lube is that you can rest on your bed and take a nap, not worrying about the remaining lube on your genitals. Fap in the morning and wash in the evening: no problem.
It’s that fucking simple ! You wonder it’s the only lube specifically engineered for this !
Keep the bottle in your room ? Take off the label and it looks like hydroalcoholic lotion. Drying ? Dries well and doesn’t get your thing feel sticky or glitchy in your pants (who don’t get messy), almost doesn’t smell, is antibacterial and of course doesn’t harm your skin. Want it to suit your onahole envies ? Choose from standard, hard and moist, different viscosity levels. Is your 145 mL bottle empty ? Take a 300 mL refill pack. Too bad it doesn’t come in 200 L tanks, for “business environment”. Shouldn’t last long either
Just one thing: endure other lubes so you can properly compare with this one. Some lubes are cheaper, but the “return on investment” here is outstanding. Well done, RENDS !
by AkaiHebi # Feeling and pleasure # Materials and cleaning # Packaging and addons # Price
Overall: 100%
Amazing lube you don't have to wash away after use.
