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dimanche 14 octobre 2012 à 02:19

Oh. Time for some immorality.

You all already know how sick they sometimes are, at ToysHeart. Came a salary guy in the ToysHeart office, sat down between a guy from the marketing team and a guy from the conception team. They all started brainstorming about what the next success story of ToysHeart should be. After a few minutes, the guy stands up and shouts: “I’ve got it ! Let’s start a series of toys depicting young girls !”. “How young ?”, the CEO asked. The guy looks at the marketing guy: “Let’s target everybody’s fantasies !”. Marketing guy shivers a bit, but feels the need to ask: “Do you mean… lolicons too ?”. “Yeah of course ! It could even prevent sexual assaults in the real life !”. The CEO: “I don’t know… I don’t care. Just do something that makes us win big money…”

And that’s how all of this started ! (maybe)

The various levels are: seven, eleven, fifteen, seventeen (3 editions), twenty. Yes… that’s the age that the user should be thinking of when using the toy and/or watching the packaging. Ok, let’s start. It just happens I got all of them..

The NLS page of the series

Seven

Do girls have such breasts at 7 ? Of course not. ToysHeart did depict a more 13-like girl, because… that’s the age of consent in Japan. Guess what ? It’s quite popular (still in NLS’ top 30 today).

Do ANY girl have a so “mechanical screw”-like vagina structure ? Of course not. Oh wait… the kind of structure Hatsune Miku parody holes have. Now that you’re pretty sure that ToysHeart isn’t as sick as you might believe before, let’s give a word to the very high quality of the materials, the “safe skin” type. It’s very soft, isn’t oily, doesn’t smell (all of the following have it too). But well, that’s not enough: the internal structure is too simple and too “ribby”, the little bottom provides only weak vacuum and overall it could have been a little more tight.

Eleven

With such developed breasts, … yes already told so. And… well, as you can see, it’s a “doggy-style” onahole.

Yay, many grooves and a better suction effect. Also “safe skin”, lacks a bit of tightness but the groovy walls feel nice. But well, straight hole.

@ Fifteen

19 cm length, it fears no “westies”. Consider eleven, make it longer and with more grooves. Engineered within minutes. That’s it. That’s all. But that’s good.

Seventeen

Seventeen ? Seventeen. Let’s summarize like this: it’s a legendary onahole. The holy grail of the pleasureseekers. Maybe the most successful item from ToysHeart ever. And the packaging ? Nice too.

So why ? As you can see, inside it’s just smooth and wavy. There’s some resistance and quite low stimulation, nice for a longplay. Oh and there’s a visual effect when you insert, interesting.

Seventeen Evolution

Since Seventeen was (and still is) so successful, and because more money is better, ToysHeart released a new one: Seventeen Evolution. The packaging is quite poor. But it’s pretty different inside..

Is Seventeen too smooth ? Here you have it, with plenty of ribs, grooves, constrictions and bumps.. and a better entrance through the cervix. The result is quite astonishing.

Seventeen Bordeaux

Yes, they did it again ! Seventeen Bordeaux, it is. No it doesn’t come with a bottle of french wine, it’s just the color of the inside. And.. the packaging. This has titjob potential huh ? Ok let’s look inside.

Urethane foam !! Yeeees ! This material feels incredibly soft, and another thing: let it swim in hot water for a few minutes, and the foam keeps the hole warm while you use it ! The bumps are less big than the ones from IBO MAX of course, a more lifelike sensation for a hole you will be happy to stroke yourself with day after day (for a few weeks, at least). Very good suction capabilities. Simply the best toy from this series.

R Twenty

R-20. Twenty. Look back at Fifteen. Looks similar, huh ? Well, make sure you can tell which one is what, because inside it’s a totally different story.

No way a real vagina could twist, bump, rib, groove suck and stroke your thing like this onahole ! It’s fucking art. And oh well you can see it has the biggest vacuum chamber at bottom from all, therefor a very _VERY_ pleasant suction effect. See the little “hill with teeth” shortly after the entrance ? Believe me: when your frenulum is being stroked by this, you feel like melting in pleasure (just bad you can’t really see from outside if it’s the right side you’re inserting). Such a great toy !

Kozaru

dimanche 14 octobre 2012 à 00:30

( new blog design, yay :D )

(not sold anymore, was about 10.62 $)

Can’t really figure out what the purpose of this one is…

It’s a compact onahole, super compact. NLS speaks about bike grip, and they’re right: pretty much the same size. It’s transparent and the internal structure is groovy, not very deep but tight.

Oh yeah, tight. So tight you:

  1. hardly push your thing inside (the entrance is badly conceived)
  2. battle with this piece of **** so that your thing doesn’t slip out and project it miles away
  3. can’t even manage to have pleasure

The hole’s actual width is one of a standard pencil, and the material is flexible polymer. And the air can’t be pushed out, of course. Let me illustrate what happens…

Maybe cats can use this hole…. maybe. But not humans, oh no. Are you serious, ToysHeart ?!

Baby-faced Green-ass Teacher Hina

vendredi 12 octobre 2012 à 00:13

The title sounds so strange. Anyway.

Very average item, overall. Big piece of elastomer, not tight and not vacuuming, “zigzaging” internal structure with no extras. I’m unsure about the transparency of the material, but because it’s not very common let’s say it’s a bonus.

Stroking with quite mild sensations, the internal form limits the stroking speed, it comes with a little bottle of lube that is quite useful. The ambiguous packaging has to be noted too: without the lipstick and the word “teacher”, it could be mistaken.

Of course you can cum with it (and good), but well.. not my best onahole ;)

“MAX” series

samedi 29 septembre 2012 à 17:39

ToysHeart with some powerful stuff.

The red one, IBO MAX, has bumps. The violet one, HIDA MAX, has ribs.

Yes of course they’re both hardcore, so you want to buy both. The preference between bumps and ribs is up to you, I can only talk about IBO :)

Although it looks quite nasty, there’s no “scratching” sensation (*if you pour enough lube in). So you can pretty much stroke wildly and release the napalm off your balls. Not much to say, good elasticity, not too loose and not too tight, efficient cleaning… Worth the price.

Start the thunderstorm !

Onanyan! series

dimanche 16 septembre 2012 à 23:57

Onanyan!

(volume 1, 2 & 3:  I got only the 1)

Well at least the “-nyan” has a reason here (girls wearing nekomimi – cat ears) unlike Haru Nyan Mini.

Nowhere to find now except Amazon, FYI it was about 18 $ on J-List (while 6,72 $ on Amazon, sigh), the latest item I got from them by the way.

Onanyan1

Long story short: you didn’t miss anything. The material was not firm enough for anything, and actually the entrance shape.. prevents western insertion quite good, too narrow, too limb. And of course cleaning is quite difficult because of the size of it, and the internal structure.