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Virgin Cup

jeudi 25 avril 2013 à 02:24

virgin cup

Take any other disposable onahole. Even the Tako Musume is better. Here you can read why.

Let’s illustrate:

Virgin Cup

By the way yes it’s too tight for westies, and the too small hole doesn’t allow the air to flow in/out quick enough which greatly ruins stroking pleasure and is noisy.

Pure should be like this inside, very similar to a Tenga deepthroat.

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I don’t know if KM Produce makes good porn, but for onaholes that’s nothing to be shipped overseas.


Virgin Cup
, by AkaiHebi
0.01 Feeling and pleasure
0.01 Materials and cleaning
0.4 Packaging and addons
0.2 Price
Overall score: 1 %
One word: DANGEROUS.

Virgin Cup

jeudi 25 avril 2013 à 02:24

virgin cup

Take any other disposable onahole. Even the Tako Musume is better. Here you can read why.

Let’s illustrate:

Virgin Cup

By the way yes it’s too tight for westies, and the too small hole doesn’t allow the air to flow in/out quick enough which greatly ruins stroking pleasure and is noisy.

Pure should be like this inside, very similar to a Tenga deepthroat.

1_1364362041_6_lYebF

I don’t know if KM Produce makes good porn, but for onaholes that’s nothing to be shipped overseas.


by AkaiHebi
# Feeling and pleasure
# Materials and cleaning
# Packaging and addons
# Price
Overall: 1%
One word: DANGEROUS.

Onaholes: sometimes a risky hobby

dimanche 21 avril 2013 à 01:49

Hey guys, I think I should get into details and tell you the scary and somewhat painful story of mine during the last days :)

About ten days ago, I had myself a little overview with the new stuff I bought, including a disposable cup called “Virgin Cup“. You will learn more about this item in a following review, the only thing to consider for now is that this onahole has a sort of hymen. A sort of, because there’s no way this can be lifelike. The idea is: with your shaft, you rip open a plastic membrane, releasing a small amount of pink-colored lube in the aim to make you think about defloration blood.

Little problem: the membrane is rather thick and solid, you have to press the onahole pretty bad to force your full erect penis into it. I didn’t register immediately what effects this kind of forceful use has on me. The next hours, I mind my business, somehow reading this article (French) about testicular torsion. Maybe like many men, I don’t feel quite good after reading this, in fact I didn’t know this actually exists. I feel strange but I don’t pass out, somehow I feel my left testicle feels more… sensitive.

No, not sensitive, that’s not the word. A kind of… light but continuous pain, under the belly. At first I thought it was a psychosomatic effect after reading the article and Wikipedia, then I thought it was because I kept thinking about it… then I had to face it: something was wrong with my left testicle. Took a shower and examined the testicle, but no symptoms like swelling or deformed glans, I didn’t judge it worrying enough to go to the doctor.

The situation lasts for days, the main worry being in the bed: I had to lay flat on my back, laying on the side was unpleasant and sometimes lightly painful. And I kept asking myself: why this ? Has the reading of the article awaken something chronic ? Did an onahole or a lube started this ? Was it plain coincidence of something I could have had anyway ? And then I remembered how forceful I was with the Virgin Cup: forcing my hard cock inside really could have pressed and damaged not directly the testicle, but the spermatic channel and/or a blood vessel. And that’s the conclusion I kept. And I tweeted it.

pain

I’m checking this out daily, but it really seems it’s healing. Big relief. Can fap again. At first carefully with the fingers, the next day with Ona Pit, and now I enjoyed Puny Virgin and Secret Twin Tales.

But two things are for sure: experiencing the kind of constant discomfort and weakness I never want this again, and the review of Virgin Cup will be rather… irrational. There’s no space for forgiveness now :)

Really take care of your parts, gentlemen. And never bruteforce any hymen.

Onaholes: sometimes a risky hobby

dimanche 21 avril 2013 à 01:49

Hey guys, I think I should get into details and tell you the scary and somewhat painful story of mine during the last days :)

About ten days ago, I had myself a little overview with the new stuff I bought, including a disposable cup called “Virgin Cup“. You will learn more about this item in a following review, the only thing to consider for now is that this onahole has a sort of hymen. A sort of, because there’s no way this can be lifelike. The idea is: with your shaft, you rip open a plastic membrane, releasing a small amount of pink-colored lube in the aim to make you think about defloration blood.

Little problem: the membrane is rather thick and solid, you have to press the onahole pretty bad to force your full erect penis into it. I didn’t register immediately what effects this kind of forceful use has on me. The next hours, I mind my business, somehow reading this article (French) about testicular torsion. Maybe like many men, I don’t feel quite good after reading this, in fact I didn’t know this actually exists. I feel strange but I don’t pass out, somehow I feel my left testicle feels more… sensitive.

No, not sensitive, that’s not the word. A kind of… light but continuous pain, under the belly. At first I thought it was a psychosomatic effect after reading the article and Wikipedia, then I thought it was because I kept thinking about it… then I had to face it: something was wrong with my left testicle. Took a shower and examined the testicle, but no symptoms like swelling or deformed glans, I didn’t judge it worrying enough to go to the doctor.

The situation lasts for days, the main worry being in the bed: I had to lay flat on my back, laying on the side was unpleasant and sometimes lightly painful. And I kept asking myself: why this ? Has the reading of the article awaken something chronic ? Did an onahole or a lube started this ? Was it plain coincidence of something I could have had anyway ? And then I remembered how forceful I was with the Virgin Cup: forcing my hard cock inside really could have pressed and damaged not directly the testicle, but the spermatic channel and/or a blood vessel. And that’s the conclusion I kept. And I tweeted it.

pain

I’m checking this out daily, but it really seems it’s healing. Big relief. Can fap again. At first carefully with the fingers, the next day with Ona Pit, and now I enjoyed Puny Virgin and Secret Twin Tales.

But two things are for sure: experiencing the kind of constant discomfort and weakness I never want this again, and the review of Virgin Cup will be rather… irrational. There’s no space for forgiveness now :)

Really take care of your parts, gentlemen. And never bruteforce any hymen.

Dakimakura

lundi 18 mars 2013 à 17:52

Some time ago, I was just minding my business, keywording “onahole” on Google Images (with safe search turned off) I don’t remember exactly. But I ended up finding this on Tumblr. Yeah yeah, look:

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Towels, the Seven onahole, and a Patchouli dakimakura.

For those who don’t know it: a dakimakura [ 抱き枕 ]  is a “hug pillow” (no, not really like this one) -a body pillow with printing, standard size 150×50 cm. Dakimakuras, Melon pan has a lot of them and lastly you see some new ones in every video.

Dakimakuras are made for hugging and sleeping with, but as you can see above it can also serve as… stimulator, experience enhancer, central part of a masturbation activity, call it whatever you want :D Dakimakuras are in 2 parts, the actual pillow and the illustrated sheet, which you can wash. The “little” downside is: 150×50 cm dakimakuras are expensive: 80-100 dollars on Amazon or KanojoToys, above 120 dollars on J-List. See how much dakimakuras Melon pan got ? And think of the shipping…

Anyway, I hurt myself browsing Amazon, finding über-cute stuff which costs too much for me. Here, have a look. Azusa, Nanoha, Patchouli, Haruhi, Rikka, Miku, Kirino, Yuki, ..   “if it’s a kawaii anime girl, there’s a dakimakura of it”. No ? Well… almost :D Every otaku may find his/her dream there. Maybe, one day I will get one. Maybe… **

For now, let’s bookmark this.

EDIT: don’t miss the comments on this post :)

* 1 month later I took decision: that’s definitively something I wanna check out, already did bookmark and even prepared custom stuff. But meanwhile I don’t want to spend piles of money for it. Stay tuned ’cause I’ll post about it :)

** edit2:  ..aaaaand here we go ! Two gorgeous dakimakura from HobbyHeart ! And they won’t be the last ones ! Here's a how-to  <3