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Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump

dimanche 22 juillet 2012 à 15:27

Oops, looks like it’s time to review this item !

.. a pump !

Such sick perverts at ToysHeart.. and such sick perverts those who buy this :roll:

So, this isn’t an onahole.. it’s a penis pump. A bit special fellatio-pump.

So, now that you saw how it works, let’s talk about it.

You’re supposed to lube the thing, insert your thing in the thing, and then press the thing. By releasing the thing the thing will create a vacuum that will suck your thing. And your thing should feel good, eventually up to orgasm.

Product review: Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump

One can like or dislike the product packaging, and oppai-lovers will be happy to know ToysHeart also did similar stuff with “glans licking girl” and “paizuri girl” (tit job). Sickos.

About the actual product there’s quite much to say. Plugging the tube to the two things is a fucking challenge, I barely got it after cutting a little part so that the ends are a little more “arrow-form” so it actually fits in the hole :evil: On usage it’s… inefficient. Pressing the pump will quickly make you tired since it’s not very flexible (until you’ve got the fists of a weight lifter). The “pressure chamber” is definitively asian-shaped, western people will have the contact on less sensitive zones in the middle of their thing and suction power is quite lost (normally the membrane should wrap around 2/3 of a 10cm/4″ penis). And: the membrane tears quickly, since the chamber’s plastic walls are rough-edged. So the alternative method is:

  1. lube well
  2. insert your thing (not fully, let a little space between tip and bottom)
  3. get the pump (unpressed) and connect it now to the tube
  4. stroke gently the chamber (don’t touch at the pump)
  5. [ note: this can also work by putting the finger on the chamber's hole, no need for tube + pump]

This method will provide a hell of a strong vacuum, but the (big) counterpart is that the unstructured membrane will offer very low stroking-pleasure: maybe once, but you won’t orgasm twice :cry: But note that if you want a slightly less powerful vacuum while having a by-far better stroking experience, just head over a “deepthroat” Tenga (US edition, please). Seriously ;)

So: not worth the money, western friends.