While I keep posting my reviews for previous items, I passed the next order: will be there in 3 weeks or so. I will soon start the reviews of the items from my remaining J-List orders (4 and 3 toys), my previous NLS order (5 toys) and today’s order (4 toys). Busy ’til 2013 !

With so many stuff I had to inflate my porn folder, now I have like 30 GB of various porn (from softcharm to hurt BDSM, hentai in every flavor, bukkake and rape game, from the short amateur blowjob to the 5 hours long (!) hole filling with cosplay and all). Shit, I didn’t know humans can be so perverted. My balls don’t run at chinese iPhone fabric rate…

Actually I found out that most of the time I need to use a toy 5 times, non-consecutively. Why ? Because the perception and sensitivity differs quite much from one day to another, so around 5 times are necessary to have a clear opinion about a toy. There’s also a story about lube choice, most included lubes aren’t optimal (they don’t compare against Pepee lotions, standard or organic if you want less viscosity). Also, the time and the strength of orgasm varies quite much whether you did already twice today or last time was 5 days ago. All these details who can radically change one’s opinion about a toy.

Right now I’m so sexually exhausted that I won’t be able to satisfy even the horniest girl. Too much cum with the force of a thousand suns

See ya !

Higher class product of Tenga: and I’m tired. :s

Just take a look at these commercials for the Flip Lite series.

Get it ?

1. open
2. lube
3. close
4. use
5. play with buttons to change stimulation
6. when done, open
7. pass through clear water to clean
8. dry
9. close
10. store

And this for 70 times, they say. Oh of course you could use it longer if you don’t waste it. For this price, it has to be durable.

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• NLS:
• Amazon:

Which one do I have ? Flip Hole, the White one. I don’t use it very often, not really having the time to enjoy it fully. Because yes as you may know, Tenga doesn’t do “vagina/anal-like” onaholes, they just do onaholes with optimal effect. Therefor, the Flip Hole’s internal structure shows aggressive ribs on one side and soft bumps on the other: just choose which side. Deep enough for an entire 16 cm-long thing. And these buttons, oh yeah… It never last long before I press the one at the bottom: vacuum effect !

Quite expensive toys: choose wisely which one should be your AV-companion !

Just wanna a really compact one, to carry around ? No problem, Tenga got disposable holes for this: the Egg series ! And there are so fucking many of them, they even release special editions, like for Christmas or Valentine’s day. Other products too, you can still find the special “cool edition” of their Soft Tube, with menthol lube and all Anyway:

(the photo shooting by NLS is good)

Ok these were the first edition, the 2009 edition, the 2011 edition and the 2012 edition. Oh yeah I think they will do it like Norton Antivirus: a new product line every year. Bet on it !

I’m too lazy to paste all links of those available on J-List… they should just set up special pages for series instead of simply dumping and resorting by restock.

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And as you can see on NLS’s product details, the eggs are very flexible and robust ! You can easily wrap your entire thing with it.

If you like to stroke, the best one seems to be wavy. Of course not as strong as a regular onahole, but really pleasant. Take a look at the complex internal structures of the 2012 series, real designer skills ! Dunno if they actually feel good, but obviously Tenga concentrate efforts in this product line. They can: their “super-employee” broke the world masturbation record with it (9 hours 58 minutes, you’ve way to go gentlemen).

Fits perfectly in a pocket, nothing outside to tell what it really is (unless people already know it), not too expensive, soft, elastic and safe material, easy to clean, convenient usage with good stimulation. A successful product.

“The Octopus Girl”. Sounds familiar ? Yes, parody of Shinryaku! Ika Musume (Squid Girl).

Disposable toy, not available on J-List any more. Got the yellow one (warty) for 11.50 $. I’m filled with sadness when I see how much NLS sells it. Wish I had known this website earlier

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Ok let’s quick this up.

Low-cost disposable parody onahole = don’t use it more than once or twice. When I see where most of you come from (North America, Australia, Europe), it’s unlikely that you want to get one (unless it’s for the packaging): too tight and not flexible enough for western people. All you can achieve is a quite unpleasant scratching sensation, despite the half-ton of lube you poured inside and on your thing. Like a “non-US-Deepthroat-Tenga”, you see ?

Ah, of course: you can pull the hole out of it’s can, remove the foam and enjoy it raw. But even so you hit to the material flexibility limit, and the extreme stretching keeps you from really enjoying the ribs and warts.

EDIT: Oh, found a video that illustrates all this very well with some sense of humor. Don’t forget to activate subtitles

Hi, how everybody’s doing ?

As announced in the Tenga Cups review, this new one is about the first reusable toys by Tenga: the 3D series. And they come in different flavors !

Yes, they put them in a “statue-form”, modern art like..  as if you would show them in the open with all the Tenga users who know about them. Well, masturbation isn’t as strong of a taboo in Japan as it is elsewhere.

It would be complicated to compare them since I only got one: zen. Anyway…

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• NLS:
• Amazon:

As said, only got zen and not really considering buying more: expensive !

Don’t know how it works ? Look at the picture above: what you see is the internal structure: to use it, flip inside-out and you’re good to go. So your choice(s) will be based on your favorite stimulation, and that.. well.. depends for each of us. Or you can try to understand NLS’ reviews (copypasting):

• “SPIRAL” is spiral structure. Although the part whose hole is looser than the goods, and a stimulus are weaker, a responsibility does not give the spare time which takes a break to a penis from a debt and various angles unique to spiral structure.
• “MODULE” is the structure with which square unevenness was regularly located in a line.
  A square field traces a penis and an angle gives a stimulus.
• “ZEN” is the structure of a ribs system which a beautiful line like a Japanese garden ran innumerably.
  A stimulus is also a feel of appearance as it is.
• “POLYGON” is the structure which it began to delete roughly with a knife.
  If it inserts, the stimulus similar to non-dimension processing to push aside can be felt, and a stimulus level is a little high in it being unexpected.
• As for “PILE”, even though just appearance is individual and excites interest, the stimulus characteristic is a simple ribs system.
  The gradation of the triangular projection was also too delicate and was not felt.

Get it ?

Now, my words about zen:

It’s not very tight, only depends on the pressure of your hand. The many ribs give a quite intense stimulus, not “scratching sensation”. Just the right depth, and rolling around feels good. By pressing the air out before insertion I create quite good vacuum. I don’t need to go crazy to cum twice (not continuously).

Still: it does feel good, it’s easy to clean and is in antimicrobial material, but it’s still quite expensive. You better want to pick one, instead of starting a collection of all five. Too bad it’s not the kind of stuff you can try before buy If unsure, go for spiral or zen.