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Hey everyone, thank you all for making me having so much fun blogging about onaholes

The time has come ! One month ago I announced the experience with J-List affiliate links, today I set the milestone and ask you all about your opinion: should we continue or should we stop ? What will the collected commissions be used for ?

During April, I got 50.63 US Dollars in commissions. In short: yes, it is possible to collect enough for a new onahole each month and maybe even two ! But I think it’s up to you, dear visitors from the internet, to decide what will happen. So, 3 polls: continue or not, if yes then how often, and what to get for these 50 bucks. In case of same vote count, winning toy is chosen using it’s rank in the list, and PHP’s rand() function. Polls close 10 days from now, May 16, so don’t be late ! “Voting campaigns” are allowed in comments, if you want to

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Below, the onaholes ! You can check the onaholes on J-List or by using the J-List Onahole Browser. I pre-selected onaholes I may be interested in. Pick your favorites

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And that’s it ! Check back on May 16th for the results ! And remember: May is national onahole month in Japan !

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UPDATE May 16

Polls are closed, and I have some good news

• affiliate links:  keep and extend
• rhythm: each month
• first onahole to get:  Sujiman Kupa Rinka

Affiliate links for NLS ? They proposed to send me products for free Really nice guys ! I also applied as affiliate for Kanojo Toys, if it’s accepted then we’ll see something quite interesting

It was easy for me to do a poll with all the onaholes from J-List, but if I had to do polls with all the onaholes from NLS and Kanojo Toys…  no, no way, that would be extreme to pick from thousands of checkboxes   So instead, I’ll do a single poll including stuff from my shoppinglist, and a free input box if you want to vote for something that isn’t listed The 2 most voted onaholes will be ordered from J-List and Kanojo Toys if the commissions are enough, if not then it will be deduced to the next month, and NLS is free to send me anything else from the poll, or something totally different to surprise me and the visitors

About the voting period: 7 days, from the 7th to the 15th of each month ? I hope I can keep up, that all is quite some work To prevent flooding on the blog, I post updates on Twitter and Tumblr.

Many thanks to all of you, visitors, sellers and makers, this is really an exciting project !

Update June 6th:  so it turns out J-List pays the commissions every 2 months only. Next poll is delayed to July

 

I’m not exactly sure that’s what Cyndi Lauper sings about with the world-famous song “Girls Just Want To Have Fun“, but fact is that girls want, can and should have fun too !

For years now I’m a regular Japanese sex-toy user, and I do complain that the Japanese sex industry has so much to offer to boys and men, so much I just can’t get a taste of everything available ! Dozens of brands appeared, onahole makers are hunting for talented illustrators on Pixiv so that to the ever improving material and sensations matches an arousing packaging with mostly anime-like characters, when it’s not directly getting the inspiration from an anime series to make parody toys. There sure are anime series who girls love or specialize for a female audience, but then where are the toys for girls ? No not “standard” dildos and vibrators, anime-themed toys ! In fact, there are so few, I can’t imagine that can be enough to satisfy the half of the world population.

Earlier today, I got a mail from a young lady who points out, accurately, that there are lots of super cute play things for boys, asking me if there are toys for girls too. There are, but so few it’s no wonder they can be hardly found, it’s a bit like the industry doesn’t allow girls to get interested in it. Shame on you, I stand for gender equality and that also applies to anime sex toys !

The three related categories on Amazon Japan are:

• dildos
• bullet rotors
• vibrators

At first sight, you understand that the product pages focus on the content and very little on the packaging. In fact, the packaging is often as boring as the one of Melt. It’s okay to show exactly how it looks like, but hey, why not add some fantasy ? Otaku girls also can get wild on anime characters ! Luckily, it’s not like there’s nothing at all. There’s Tamatoys:

And there’s EXE:

Not totally nothing for Magic Eyes, but pretty dull:

And that’s it ! I hardly saw anything else on the mega-shop called Amazon, and it’s almost all sold on little shop J-List !! If there is one onahole for each otaku boy, then 0,003 % of otakus are girls, that’s impossible !

Really, I wanna raise the publicity of this market, I want that no otaku girl feels left behind once again by the industry, not with the huge amount of “standard” toys that could as well be found in western countries, but with the prideful anime industry Japan is world-famous with. I wanna point out that the little available nowadays depicts girls on the packaging, not hot bishonen or handsome vampires or manly cowboys or whatever floats the girl otaku’s boats ! Hey, Japan sex toy industry, put your shit together and bring some joy to your waiting customers.

When I started Onahole Review on WordPress in 2012, I thought on nothing big just posting for fun. The blog is still not big and operated for fun, but maybe with the 12000 monthly visits I can have a slight influence. Onaholes sure can be fun for girls too but hey it wasn’t conceived like this and shouldn’t be an excuse to do nothing about the lack of anime sextoys for girls. There are girls reviewing vibrators and dildos on the internet, the are otaku girls on the internet, maybe there are girls who want to review anime vibrators and dildos on the internet a bit like I do with onaholes, if so then tell me about it, I can at least offer some visibility.

There will be supply if the industry knows about an unfulfilled demand, and girls should also have joy

• NLS:
• Amazon Japan:
• Wanta.co.uk:

The best onahole is worth nothing without a matching lube. And when it comes to lube, I think I found my new favourite: Golden Lotion, by Rends !

It comes in a little 145 mL bottle with pump, which is very convenient to put the lube at the entrance of the onahole: pump once or twice, and there you go ! No wasting of lube.

Low stickiness but very good gliding performance, so you can enjoy every little nub in your toy. Don’t feel like taking a shower after playing in your bed ? No problem, like Finish & Sleep Lotion you can just wipe it and leave it on you for the night. Hardly any smell, and I didn’t feel any burning on my skin, it lasts quite good for a water-based lube. While I got a Finish & Sleep standard lotion, I can say it’s similar but well improved. Rends’ other lube, Peace’s, is much more “stringy” and more recommended as multi-purpose lube (including sexual intercourse), Golden Lotion really specializes for onahole use. Ingredients include antibacterial, antifungus, antivirus, antiodor, stuff for blood circulation, aloe vera extract, and…  placenta extract ?!! Hey NLS, you sure you translated well ?!

Only regret: 145 mL only I want a refill barrel !!