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Future Loid Mikuty Pocket VER. 2.0

dimanche 16 septembre 2012 à 23:41

Bad bad parody.

Pretty cheap, isn’t it ? Well yeah of course, cheap material, low stimulation, … no good memories of it. Well, I actually want to forget about it. Do it too.

Fera Zoma

mercredi 12 septembre 2012 à 23:09

A blowjob onahole. You see the “mouth-form”, right ?

It is an evolution from a previous one, “Fera Master”. Greatly improved, actually. ToysHeart has some amazing history.

On insertion, your thing gets nicely wrapped between a ribby top and a rough bottom (with the sort of tongue). The more large part at the ending has it’s importance here, because when the air is pressed out, it produces a (welcome) suction effect.

The material is pretty flexible so it fits well for western people (even better: a greater girth better prevents air to flow in, and so it keeps the vacuum). Easy to use, easy to wash, less stimulation than a “vagina- onahole” but of course that’s not the point.

Just a thing: the entrance is pretty large and doesn’t have any “barrier”, so the lube spills quite easily. Better put some lube on your thing instead of pouring it inside if you don’t want lube drops (and stuff) on the floor or elsewhere. That’s up to you :)

Original and well-made toy, has a good ranking in my personal “best of”.

Greatest Stroker II

mercredi 12 septembre 2012 à 22:18

The content of this box:

Yes, it is what it is: a thing with a moving part inside that “strokes” your thing.

Or actually not. Wait for it.

How should I review it ? The entrance is so narrow that a full-erected western man can’t enter it, and of course with a soft erection you can’t correctly “press it inside” either. Let alone the fact that the “stroking piece” is too far inside and that.. it can’t handle a western’s girth (so that the motors stalls, great). Pretty much batteries are necessary, and it’s pretty loud too.

I can hardly figure out to who this product is aimed for. For people with the length and girth of a pencil ? (not even joking). So actually, 48 $ wasted (because yes, its price went up since then).

Sorry guys, I know you make a lot better stuff now (see next post), but I have to mention who produces this: ToysHeart.

Tsun Ero

samedi 8 septembre 2012 à 00:40

Just because it depicts an anime character doesn’t mean it’s a great product. Today’s proof: Tsun Ero. Basically it’s an onahole that matches to this flog pillow (or “frog pillow”, according to NLS):

Just focus on the onahole. Oh yeah you recognize her, it’s Hiiragi Kagami, from Lucky Star.

Ok now, how do describe.. NLS wrote that “internal structure is shaped like a gourd and a dynamic, something that reminds a girl feel”. Oh my, they’re getting to gentle at it.

This onahole is HEAVY, the material thickness prevents any precision play, entrance is uneasy, but at least you can press the air out of it to get suction effect (a quite good, at least).

Why this thick ? Because you have to put it in the “frog pillow”, silly ! But that didn’t prevent me to feel the material, light-years far away from what ToysHeart achieves with their TPE variations. Who did this ? Ah, Wins. Lastly they try to copy Rends products, with very little success. Wouldn’t recommend any of their stuff, pale copies of what others make the best.

Bubble Shake

lundi 3 septembre 2012 à 14:39

You surely know ToysHeart, they’re around for quite some time now, releasing many products with some being -very- popular. This time let’s talk about the Bubble Shake series: two onaholes, named “real type” (brown) and “function type” (pink).

Which one I got ? Real type. Note that mainly color and internal structure differs, the point about the material remains the same.

Dunno how to exactly explain, let’s try like this: (too) soft, deep, wonderful. The too soft can be illustrated this way: you can have your thing filling the half of the hole, the end hangs as down as it can. Like if you have your thing straight up vertically, the end gets a strong angle. Blue being your thing, red being the onahole:

Very limb.

About the deep: go for it western people, there’s space for everybody in it.

And the “wonderful” ? Well yes: despite the very soft material and the little feeling you get from the internal structure, it feels incredibly good. The ribs shortly after the bottom, I think it’s because of them that’s so great (again can’t confirm, since it’s too soft to really feel what’s currently rubbing your thing). Yes, both hands are needed.

The packaging is well done, from what I know the characters won a contest on Twitter (showing everybody your interest for sex toy illustrations on social networks, sure yeah great idea).

As improvement the main hole could have been combined with a more firm material, so it remains very soft inside while not hard to use with one hand. Like what ToysHeart did with “Seventeen”, a very popular one:

Despite the cons of Bubble Shake, it remains an incredible experience.