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Chu!

mardi 22 octobre 2013 à 00:08

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After Tenga’s eggs, Toysheart’s Onapits, and plenty of other stuff, G-Project just had to do their own little “penis hats”.

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Version 1 and 2 are a bit older, not really special. I got version 3 and 4.

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So… version 3 is “vacuum suction” ? Didn’t feel much but.. well. Version 4 feels kinda better.

G-Project does the best “penis hats” I say, the material feels good, is more firm than Tenga’s and doesn’t look “cheap” like Toysheart’s. There is a little.. suction chamber. Press the air out and it gives… suction yeah exactly :D

What else can I say, pretty everything has already been said about this kind of onaholes…  Easy to carry, easy to use, easy to wash, doesn’t cost much. A convenient masturbation tool who feels better than the raw hand and prevents spilling the semen all over the place. Easy to store and doesn’t obviously look like what it actually is, therefor a good idea for who lives with his family.

by AkaiHebi
# Feeling and pleasure
# Materials and cleaning
# Packaging and addons
# Price
Overall: 87%
Discreet, cheap and efficient: no raw hand-fap anymore !

HOT! GiRL

lundi 21 octobre 2013 à 23:34

HOT! GiRL

You know, I have a wide expectation about onaholes. But this one…  well…  I guess it can still be called so.

“Why the fuck” ? Because it’s weight/price ratio is pretty horrible: I wanted the R-1 special campaign without ruining on import taxes. And I succeeded. Among the random stuff I got: this.

Let a picture tell you what’s all about:

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Bags. No, you don’t blow it up. At least not with air.

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Once it’s well filled with warm water, you do the good old “in-out, in-out”:

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Done ?

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Ok. Let’s comment.

This system is interesting, Rends came up with an.. interesting idea. The lube is good. My water is warm. My dick likes it when I wrap it in something warm. The pocket is warm and gently wraps my dick. My dick feels the warmth. I stroke. No structure at all. It’s flat, totally flat, I’m barely feeling I’m rubbing something around my dick. I actually gain more pleasure by rolling the..  “Hot Girl” around my dick. I’m kinda scared water leaks out or Hot Girl explodes because big European-dick, but nothing happens, not half a liter water on the floor. Somehow manage to cum (I think it’s this hentai-manga’s fault, not Hot Girl). Because surface totally flat, semen and lube flowing out. What now. Back to sink. Wanna let water out. Doesn’t work. Dafuq. Put straw. Water barely gets out. Ok that’s a good valve system, it makes sure it’s really disposable onahole. Put out scissors. Stab a few times. Hot Girl “bleeds” out all the water. Disgusting mass of foiled cold wet sticky plastic. Trash bin. End of story.

You wanted a disposable onahole ? Here you have it. NLS says “You do not know’s Onaho even as it is to throw away after use is also a beauty.”.  Don’t. Ask. Me.

What the hell. And I did cum. God I guess at this point I could cum 24 hours a day just when my underwear touches my dick… How did I… What….   Oh fuck it.

Here, get a “Hot Handjob”.

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HOT! GiRL
, by AkaiHebi
0.05 Feeling and pleasure
0.4 Materials and cleaning
0.7 Packaging and addons
0.2 Price
Overall score: 10 %
Plastic bag you fill with warm water
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HOT! GiRL

lundi 21 octobre 2013 à 23:34

HOT! GiRL

You know, I have a wide expectation about onaholes. But this one…  well…  I guess it can still be called so.

“Why the fuck” ? Because it’s weight/price ratio is pretty horrible: I wanted the R-1 special campaign without ruining on import taxes. And I succeeded. Among the random stuff I got: this.

Let a picture tell you what’s all about:

1_1375852119_1_BSfLK

Bags. No, you don’t blow it up. At least not with air.

1_1375852126_3_QoaLG

Once it’s well filled with warm water, you do the good old “in-out, in-out”:

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Done ?

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Ok. Let’s comment.

This system is interesting, Rends came up with an.. interesting idea. The lube is good. My water is warm. My dick likes it when I wrap it in something warm. The pocket is warm and gently wraps my dick. My dick feels the warmth. I stroke. No structure at all. It’s flat, totally flat, I’m barely feeling I’m rubbing something around my dick. I actually gain more pleasure by rolling the..  “Hot Girl” around my dick. I’m kinda scared water leaks out or Hot Girl explodes because big European-dick, but nothing happens, not half a liter water on the floor. Somehow manage to cum (I think it’s this hentai-manga’s fault, not Hot Girl). Because surface totally flat, semen and lube flowing out. What now. Back to sink. Wanna let water out. Doesn’t work. Dafuq. Put straw. Water barely gets out. Ok that’s a good valve system, it makes sure it’s really disposable onahole. Put out scissors. Stab a few times. Hot Girl “bleeds” out all the water. Disgusting mass of foiled cold wet sticky plastic. Trash bin. End of story.

You wanted a disposable onahole ? Here you have it. NLS says “You do not know’s Onaho even as it is to throw away after use is also a beauty.”.  Don’t. Ask. Me.

What the hell. And I did cum. God I guess at this point I could cum 24 hours a day just when my underwear touches my dick… How did I… What….   Oh fuck it.

Here, get a “Hot Handjob”.

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by AkaiHebi
# Feeling and pleasure
# Materials and cleaning
# Packaging and addons
# Price
Overall: 10%
Plastic bag you fill with warm water

Air Girl -Air Usahane-

samedi 12 octobre 2013 à 23:17

Air Girl -Air Usahane-

Ladies and gentlemen, Usahane ! A quite popular love doll made by Tokyo Libido. I’ll tell you why it’s one of the best inflatable love dolls on the market. Do your last prayer to whatever you worship, because I’ll ruin your mind right now.

Air Usahane official website and Twitter.

The first thing you’ll ask me is: why the fuck did I buy this. You surely remember I got in the past HUG ME!! air pillow (mega-deceiving), Small Sister Hug Pillow (WTF), Piston magic (doh) and the Airy Doll (holy crap).

Remember that ?

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Yes, I still had the seifuku while the “nurse” was long gone. I had three choices for this seifuku:

  1. thrash bin
  2. gift to 9 year old kid
  3. Air Usahane

Obviously, choice 3.

Air Usahane is quite interesting as love doll because unlike many others (Aki, Nana, Miyu, Risa, …), Usahane is a “complete” doll with a head, arms, legs, hands and feet. Well, I guess some people prefer beheaded, but… well. Usahane also has a wide variety of accessories (“rich jewelry” so says NLS) so the doll can be customized at will to match your fantasies: dresses, “skin”, face masks, wigs, .. lots of stuff. For now I only have the doll itself with the seifuku, but I’m considering pushing further. Here a few examples:

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There. Are. So. Many. NLS doesn’t even have that much. I’m discovering right now. OMG.

..  ok your custom waifu is ready. Now what ? Sitting on lap, kissing and hugging ? Where do you think you are ?

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Actually no I didn’t got the dedicated onaholes. I’m using Virgin Loop, quite good. Some baby powder on it for easier putting inside, then blowing up doll, dressing up, profit. Virgin Loop gives pretty good stimulation while being easy to go into, not too tight, just fine.

So…

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(with the mandatory pantsu on the face, it’s the one coming with Secret Twin Tales 2)

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I bet you never saw something like this: love doll on hentai Kuroneko dakimakura and hentai Haganai dakimakura (Maria+Kobato)  all this on a hentai Lucky Star bedsheet.

Aside from this (awesome) doggystyle, Air Usahane can be fucked in missionary, cowgirl, spoons, lotus,…  arms and legs can’t be moved much, but most stuff is possible (but not blowjob.. maybe “unblowjob” in that case…)

À propos unblowing: Air Usahane is obviously much more durable than the other blow-up shit I got before. That’s good because to dress the doll you have to press and stir the arms.

The cleaning can be troublesome even if you didn’t smear your semen on the doll and clothes: because it isn’t the official onahole I’m using, I have to unblow the doll a bit to take the onahole out. But I’m generally so lazy after the fun that I just use this. When everything’s clean, I store the doll back in the closet.

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In case you wonder how it feels to kiss the bare plastic of the doll: nowhere close to kissing a dakimakura.

I bet this lovedoll sexdoll creeps out most of humanity and that’s okay because YOLO and life is all about experiencing crazy stuff, but I need some time and thinking about if I really want to customize further (how far ? So far I have to start a contest here to give the doll a name ?).

… hey, got an idea. I could lend the doll to you, you would just need your compatible onahole to stick into and for 5 € I let you have fun with it. And with the money I’d buy more clothes, face masks and wigs, you will like it and come back for another round again and again, at the end I’m rich and with all the accessories while you had your fun without having to buy the stuff and store it in your room because you live at your parents’ or whatever. Sounds like a good plan ? :D  “Akaihebi, official love doll pimp in the EU”

Anyway. If you do like quality air dolls with many accessories, go for it.

[addendum March 16th, 2014]

Oh well, it exploded. Forget about that doll, ain’t that ultra durable after all.

Air Girl -Air Usahane-
, by AkaiHebi
0 Feeling and pleasure
0.6 Materials and cleaning
1 Packaging and addons
0.8 Price
Overall score: 58 %
Match your fantasies with this highly customizable love doll
↑ go up ↑

Air Girl -Air Usahane-

samedi 12 octobre 2013 à 23:17

Air Girl -Air Usahane-

Ladies and gentlemen, Usahane ! A quite popular love doll made by Tokyo Libido. I’ll tell you why it’s one of the best inflatable love dolls on the market. Do your last prayer to whatever you worship, because I’ll ruin your mind right now.

Air Usahane official website and Twitter.

The first thing you’ll ask me is: why the fuck did I buy this. You surely remember I got in the past HUG ME!! air pillow (mega-deceiving), Small Sister Hug Pillow (WTF), Piston magic (doh) and the Airy Doll (holy crap).

Remember that ?

seifuku0

Yes, I still had the seifuku while the “nurse” was long gone. I had three choices for this seifuku:

  1. thrash bin
  2. gift to 9 year old kid
  3. Air Usahane

Obviously, choice 3.

Air Usahane is quite interesting as love doll because unlike many others (Aki, Nana, Miyu, Risa, …), Usahane is a “complete” doll with a head, arms, legs, hands and feet. Well, I guess some people prefer beheaded, but… well. Usahane also has a wide variety of accessories (“rich jewelry” so says NLS) so the doll can be customized at will to match your fantasies: dresses, “skin”, face masks, wigs, .. lots of stuff. For now I only have the doll itself with the seifuku, but I’m considering pushing further. Here a few examples:

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There. Are. So. Many. NLS doesn’t even have that much. I’m discovering right now. OMG.

..  ok your custom waifu is ready. Now what ? Sitting on lap, kissing and hugging ? Where do you think you are ?

1_1335356881_m_RjL0n

Actually no I didn’t got the dedicated onaholes. I’m using Virgin Loop, quite good. Some baby powder on it for easier putting inside, then blowing up doll, dressing up, profit. Virgin Loop gives pretty good stimulation while being easy to go into, not too tight, just fine.

So…

a

(with the mandatory pantsu on the face, it’s the one coming with Secret Twin Tales 2)

1380305368210

I bet you never saw something like this: love doll on hentai Kuroneko dakimakura and hentai Haganai dakimakura (Maria+Kobato)  all this on a hentai Lucky Star bedsheet.

Aside from this (awesome) doggystyle, Air Usahane can be fucked in missionary, cowgirl, spoons, lotus,…  arms and legs can’t be moved much, but most stuff is possible (but not blowjob.. maybe “unblowjob” in that case…)

À propos unblowing: Air Usahane is obviously much more durable than the other blow-up shit I got before. That’s good because to dress the doll you have to press and stir the arms.

The cleaning can be troublesome even if you didn’t smear your semen on the doll and clothes: because it isn’t the official onahole I’m using, I have to unblow the doll a bit to take the onahole out. But I’m generally so lazy after the fun that I just use this. When everything’s clean, I store the doll back in the closet.

1381014657200

(looks like a sad and sexually abused hostage… doesn’t turn me on more than that)

In case you wonder how it feels to kiss the bare plastic of the doll: nowhere close to kissing a dakimakura.

I bet this lovedoll sexdoll creeps out most of humanity and that’s okay because YOLO and life is all about experiencing crazy stuff, but I need some time and thinking about if I really want to customize further (how far ? So far I have to start a contest here to give the doll a name ?).

… hey, got an idea. I could lend the doll to you, you would just need your compatible onahole to stick into and for 5 € I let you have fun with it. And with the money I’d buy more clothes, face masks and wigs, you will like it and come back for another round again and again, at the end I’m rich and with all the accessories while you had your fun without having to buy the stuff and store it in your room because you live at your parents’ or whatever. Sounds like a good plan ? :D   “Akaihebi, official love doll pimp in the EU”

Anyway. If you do like quality air dolls with many accessories, go for it.

by AkaiHebi
# Feeling and pleasure
# Materials and cleaning
# Packaging and addons
# Price
Overall: 90%
Match your fantasies with this highly customizable love doll