N.P.G. reporting as ordered, sir ! Parody onaholes !

• NLS:
• KanojoToys:
• Amazon Japan:

“Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father!” aka “Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai!” is a comedy anime with some sad parts in the story, the plot in a few words: an university student takes care of 3 sisters, at first during her parent’s trip, but then the parents die and the sisters remain in his small apartment. Some fun situations, little ecchi, nothing more.

And here you have it, choose the sister you wanna fu.. protect. Sora, the elder, is 14. Next comes Miu, 10. And finally Hina, 3. Each have a sharp personality: Sora’s shy, Miu’s playful, Hina’s innocent.

I choose you, Magicarp ! I mean…  Miu !

And… deceiving.

Look at the length and width of the onahole. Yes, my dick’s bigger. The result, as you can guess: it stirs so much that nothing from the structures can be felt. And oh you guess the onahole can’t really endure this: after a few times, it already started to tear apart. Can I cum with it ? Well I guess I can cum with everything now… Does it feel good ? Almost not at all. Somehow makes me remember about Haru Nyan Mini. Whatever. I guess the onahole breaking is for added realism…  The best with this onahole is, by far, the illustration. But I won’t keep it, let alone collect the other two.

ps: the onahole warmer also added to the mayhem.

N.P.G. reporting as ordered, sir ! Parody onaholes !

• NLS:
• KanojoToys:
• Amazon-JP:

“Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father!” aka “Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai!” is a comedy anime with some sad parts in the story, the plot in a few words: an university student takes care of 3 sisters, at first during her parent’s trip, but then the parents die and the sisters remain in his small apartment. Some fun situations, little ecchi, nothing more.

And here you have it, choose the sister you wanna fu.. protect. Sora, the elder, is 14. Next comes Miu, 10. And finally Hina, 3. Each have a sharp personality: Sora’s shy, Miu’s playful, Hina’s innocent.

I choose you, Magicarp ! I mean…  Miu !

And… deceiving.

Look at the length and width of the onahole. Yes, my dick’s bigger. The result, as you can guess: it stirs so much that nothing from the structures can be felt. And oh you guess the onahole can’t really endure this: after a few times, it already started to tear apart. Can I cum with it ? Well I guess I can cum with everything now… Does it feel good ? Almost not at all. Somehow makes me remember about Haru Nyan Mini. Whatever. I guess the onahole breaking is for added realism…  The best with this onahole is, by far, the illustration. But I won’t keep it, let alone collect the other two.

ps: the onahole warmer also added to the mayhem.

Touching, groping, kneading, .. and of course paizuri (tit job).

• NLS:
• ToyDemon:
• Amazon Japan:

so…  Love Cloud.

This

and that

But also this

(which isn’t very relevant, Rikka has still like a B-cup)

Not many oppai choice on NLS, it was “Breast Melon” or “Imouto Oppai 2.5D”. I picked the cheapest one, which actually also allows paizuri. And I must say that was a good call, because a few time later NLS added a new item: “I Still Love You”, costs way less and can better represent Rikka’s boobs on my dakimakura, therefor wishlist.

Breast Melon is rather heavy, 1 kg. Indeed if feels a bit like marshmallow, but the smell is quite strong and the taste.. kinda gross. And how paizuri feels ? Obviously not as strong as a regular onahole, but I managed to cum. Was it worth the money ? Definitively not. Anyway, I’ve done it. Can use it as pillow for my head or as wrist-support, once I got my dakimakura-breast-replacement.

Touching, groping, kneading, .. and of course paizuri (tit job).

• NLS:
• ToyDemon:
• Amazon-JP:

so…  Love Cloud.

This

and that

But also this

(which isn’t very relevant, Rikka has still like a B-cup)

Not many oppai choice on NLS, it was “Breast Melon” or “Imouto Oppai 2.5D”. I picked the cheapest one, which actually also allows paizuri. And I must say that was a good call, because a few time later NLS added a new item: “I Still Love You”, costs way less and can better represent Rikka’s boobs on my dakimakura, therefor wishlist.

Breast Melon is rather heavy, 1 kg. Indeed if feels a bit like marshmallow, but the smell is quite strong and the taste.. kinda gross. And how paizuri feels ? Obviously not as strong as a regular onahole, but I managed to cum. Was it worth the money ? Definitively not. Anyway, I’ve done it. Can use it as pillow for my head or as wrist-support, once I got my dakimakura-breast-replacement.

Update Feb. 10, 2014: you may want to check the new version (I added warnings and reports you may want to check)

One step closer to the “real thing”. Until recently, I was fucking ice cold plastic too. But these days are over: now I’m fucking nicely warm plastic without using hot water !

• NLS:
• ToyDemon:

And since it’s USB, you don’t have to worry about outlets and voltage. (hey fellow Australians: I totally love how your outlets look like Makes me wanna watch Scream again)

If you’re fapping on your standard PC then there’s no worry, but if you’re fapping on your bed and need your laptop: make sure you have enough battery power. Hell you can find outlet-to-USB adapters or stuff for your car’s cigarette lighter. Or you can plug it to your hamster’s wheel *just kidding.

(Apple keyboard, booo ! Let it fry ’till there nothing more than smoke !)

So, what can I say…  you plug it in the USB port, it warms up after a few minutes, you pour some lube in the onahole, you stick the warmer inside, you let it heat the onahole for 2-5 minutes, and there you go.

/!\ NOTICE

Don’t let it warm too long ! The warming stick heats up to 42°C, which makes the onahole conveniently as warm as a girl’s vagina, but the onahole material (especially TPE, which is pretty common and best whatsoever) is pretty sensitive to thermal variations (that’s also why you shouldn’t use the hairdryer to dry the onahole after cleaning).

Your beloved blogmaster experienced this with “Miu“, that’s what happens when the hentai is slow to reach the dirty sex scenes: the onahole heated up a good half an hour, and the entrance changed shape (became wider). Not to mention it was too hot for using. I see hobo had this kind of issue with his Seven too, so keep track of the heating time